From Derek Teague comes a message with a few questions…
Were you working for Welcome Back, Kotter when DC Comics issued its comic book adaptation during the summer of 1976? What might have the reaction to it from the cast and crew? Did DC send free comic books to be used as on-air props?
Yes, I was a story editor on the TV show when DC put out the comic and I wrote two issues of it. I posted a bit about that experience back here.
As far as I know, DC never sent them anything and the cast members probably never saw most of the t-shirts, games, coloring books and other Kotter merchandise unless they went looking for that stuff in stores. We did hear occasional grumbling from some about how their likenesses were being exploited without them receiving any compensation.
Actually, if what I heard was correct, the "kids" on the show weren't paid all that much. One of the producers told me I was getting more dough per show than John Travolta and I wasn't taking home a very large paycheck.
If I was getting more than on that show than John, me was more than making up for it with outside gigs. While we were shooting the last few episodes of the only season I worked on, he was commuting to New York on the weekends for prep on Saturday Night Fever.
But that's what happens when you're low on or devoid of credits and you get hired in show business: You kinda have to accept the lowest-possible offer or something close to it. Once you're part of a success, you can demand and get way more. The first time I ran into him post-Kotter, Travolta told me about the airplane he'd just bought.
So I don't recall the cast — The Sweathogs, at least — having any awareness of the comic with one exception. Bobby Hegyes, who played Juan Epstein on the show, once saw some black-and-white Xeroxes of the first of the two issues I wrote of the comic book. I don't recall why I had them in my office or how he happened to see them but he flipped through the packet and said, "A little light on Epstein," which was the same thing he said about every single script we taped that season.
Back to Derek's message…
At the time, I was entering high school and the bloom seemed to be off the rose. My fellow ninth graders didn't think WBK was cool anymore – especially since ABC mistakenly shifted the program to lead off its Thursday night line-up.
I'm curious why you think that was a mistake since I believe the show won its time slot every single week that season.
I've noticed that, in the second season of Kotter that the writers were painstakingly shoving a new catchphrase down the viewers' throats, particularly "I'm so confused," which Vinnie Barbarino would utter when he was flustered. It seemed to have been used in a handful of consecutive episodes until it was abruptly and ultimately dropped.
What's it like when a second-generation catchphrase (or any catchphrase for that matter) just fizzles out just doesn't catch on?
For the most part, the writers on the show only wrote any of those lines once…the first time each line appeared in a script. Thereafter, they reappeared for a simple reason: They'd gotten huge laughs. The actor insisted on saying it and if it got a laugh during the dress rehearsal, it stayed in. It was kind of like, "Well, if he's going to say his catchphrase, I'm gonna say my catchphrase." I think we did put Horshack's "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!" into scripts few times because he was going to say it, no matter what and we could pick a more appropriate spot for it. Our live audience wasn't going to leave until they heard it.
The main problem for me with the catchphrases is that Kotter was a half-hour show and while I don't recall the exact numbers, I think after you subtracted time for the opening teaser and credits, the closing credits and all those dangled commercials, we had something like 21 minutes. Each catchphrase got laughter and applause totaling about 30 seconds so if Barbarino, Horshack, Epstein and Washington each uttered two catchphrases in an episode, that was another four minutes we lost.
It's kinda rough to do a story featuring 6-7 people in 17 minutes and when we ran long, as we usually did, the decree from our Exec Producer was, "Cut story, not laughs." A frequently-heard phrase from his office was "Funny is money, funny is money."
With occasional exceptions — a show like M*A*S*H for instance — comedy on TV is best done in front of a properly-warmed-up live audience. But there's an easy trap there to fall into: Live audiences love the familiar. Imagine if Tony Bennett hosted a nightly program like The Tonight Show. If every single night he sang "I Left My Heart in San Francisco," the live audiences would always have been thrilled. And the same kind of folks sitting at home would have grabbed for their remotes and said, "Let's see what else is on!"
I think a lot of shows, especially those on every night like David Letterman's or Conan O'Brien's, lost audience share by catering too much to the few hundred people in the studio instead of the few million at home. And I think Welcome Back, Kotter was among a whole lotta shows that hastened their own demises by giving their live audiences the catchphrases and other elements they'd come to see and hear in person…and my, this was a long reply. Thanks for setting me off on this topic, Derek.
