I know you probably don't come to this blog seeking advice on what to eat…and the truth is that I don't care what you eat as long as it's not another human being or cole slaw. But I recently found a great breakfast item that I love and if you don't want this kind of recommendation from me, you don't have to read any farther. If you do, here it is…
It's Jones brand Chicken Sausage and if you try them, read the instructions. They come frozen and they're delicious, especially once you learn to heat them properly, which will probably involve turning the Power Settings down on your microwave oven. They're real easy to overcook and you'll find that after you heat them, they should be consumed immediately. If you leave them around for a few minutes, the taste becomes increasingly less special.
Costco, when they have them, sells them in my area for $15.29 for a bag of approximately 45 sausages. This works out to about 34¢ per sausage. The Costcos in my area have been out of them lately so I've turned to local markets where I find them in boxes of ten for $3.50 which is 35¢ per sausage. The Costco version is organic and what the local markets have is "all-natural" without nitrites, nitrates or preservatives and they're made from chickens raised without added hormones. That's close enough to organic for me.
Jones also makes a turkey version but I tried those and they're good but not as good as the chicken. And if you are into cannibalism and/or cole slaw, just know that the chicken ones probably taste better than anyone you're likely to consume, and everything tastes better than cole slaw.