This video is 4 minutes and 39 seconds of what it's like to work at a Five Guys flipping burgers. 4:39 is roughly the length of time I could do a job like this without going out of whatever mind I have. I am not putting such work down…just saying that it's something I couldn't do. There's a very long list of jobs I could never do. It's pretty much anything other than writing or a few jobs that are peripheral to writing.
Sometimes, I kinda wish I could do something like this. And if you don't believe I couldn't, drop by some time and I'll make you a hamburger on my indoor grill. You'll have to specify whether you want it frozen, burned to a crisp or "Evanier style," which is burned on the outside, frozen in the middle or vice-versa…