"Jared Kushner" (whoever handles this kind of thing) has now sent me about fifteen e-mails very much like this one including four yesterday…
Mark,
My brand-new memoir is ready.
I wrote a book called, Breaking History: A White House Memoir, and I'm eager for an incredible Patriot like you to read it.
In my book, I tell the American People the truth about President Trump's White House and everything that happened during his America First Presidency.
The Fake News, like The New York Times, is trying to stop people from reading it. In fact, they just reviewed my book and said it was terrible and poorly written. If I had to say why The New York Times doesn't want you to read this book, it's because it disproves all the different things that they were going crazy about in their editorial pages.
I believe they called on me to resign several times, and they said my work in the Middle East was foolish and going to cause wars…Well, we got six peace deals done. It's obvious that The New York Times wants you to believe that President Trump was incompetent and that we didn't get things done, but the results are just totally contrary to what they wrote.
All of the reasons above and more are why you need to read my new book, Mark. We cannot allow the fake news filter to silence us any longer.
Remember, because you've always had President Trump's back and have supported our family, I want to personally give you a copy of my brand-new book that I signed just for you.
I personally set aside a signed copy of my new book for you. I can't wait for you to read it and discover the truth about President Trump's White House.
Will you claim your copy today?
Again, just give $75 today to claim your signed copy of my new book, Breaking History: A White House Memoir.
Thank you,
Jared Kushner
Kind of odd that all these e-mails I receive from Donald J. Trump, Kimberly Guilfoyle and now Jared Kushner — as well as many that bear no name — all sound like they're written by the same person and have the same typography and use of boldface and italics. These folks are all certain that I have been a big Trump supporter who has sent him money in the past. If they're that wrong about me, how can I trust them about anything else?
Well, that's their fund-raising pitch. Here's mine — and unlike them, I'm going to stop mine as soon as I hit a certain point which will probably be in the coming week…