With all that Donald Trump has to worry about these days — starting with all those people who want to "Lock him up! Lock him up!" — you'd think he'd have more important concerns than the fact that I haven't send him any money. I have a hunch that whoever is telling him that Mark Evanier is one of his most dedicated supporters is also the person giving him legal advice on the Classified Documents scandal.
Whatever happened to "I hire all the best people"? You know, like Bill Barr, James Mattis, John Bolton, Rex Tillerson and about eighty others used to be before they said things he didn't like and became hopeless losers and idiots. Here's what's apparently occupying Trump's mind these days: Me. At least according to this e-mail I received…
Mark,
I need you to stop what you're doing right now. I have something important to tell you.
President Trump noticed that you haven't accepted his offer to join the Trump Election Year MVP Club. To tell you the truth, he was pretty surprised. But because YOU are such a dedicated supporter, I convinced him to EXTEND your invitation.
All you have to do is contribute ANY AMOUNT before 11:59 PM TONIGHT, and you'll join the ranks as an MVP.
I know that you would be an incredible addition to this prestigious club, but I mean it when I say that I can't hold your spot any longer. If you don't join by MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, you may never get another chance.
Please contribute $50 or more IMMEDIATELY to claim your 500%-IMPACT and you'll mark your status as one of the FIRST Election Year Trump MVP Club Donors.
The President really wants you to join the Trump Election Year MVP Club. Can I confirm your membership status next time he calls?
Please contribute RIGHT NOW to become an Election Year Trump MVP Club Donor and claim your 500%-IMPACT.
Thank you,
Kimberly Guilfoyle
I do not think every person who supports Donald Trump is an idiot. I actually have some Trump-backing friends who I think are smart and while none of them believe a lot of what he says, they do prefer the government they think they'd get from him to the government they think they're getting from Joe Biden and would get from the next Democrat to occupy the White House.
But anyone who'd fall for these e-mails I keep getting by the dozens from Trump and his minions…anyone who'd think "Oh, I'm disappointing Donald"…I think those folks are idiots. And I think the authors of those e-mails are writing for an audience they believe is composed of real stupid people.
Several of you who've written me about these ads say that if you did decide to send Trump a small amount — say, a one-time payment of twenty-five dollars — you have to be real careful and study all the teensy print before you click on anything because it's all designed to cause you to inadvertently authorize that your credit card be charged every month, perhaps for a larger amount.
I haven't checked that out because I'm afraid to click on anything in those messages. But someone must be clicking on them. The folks sending them out keep using the same wording and the same rhetoric and they'd be changing it if the mailings weren't yielding some decent cash. There's an honest way to solicit donations and a dishonest way to solicit donations. Here — let me show you the honest way…
