What I'm Doing Right This Minute

I'm on hold waiting to speak to someone in the Tech Support department of a company that makes something that is important in my life and not, at the moment, working. Pleasant guitar music is playing over and over and every thirty seconds, either a recorded male voice or a recorded female voice (they alternate) assures me that they know my call is important and help is only "moments away."

I have now been on hold for 37 minutes.