I Won, I Won!

My e-mailbox — a different one, not the one I use for regular e-mail — is getting 10-12 of these a day. Here's one of today's. I seem to have won the chance to send him money…

Mark,

CONGRATULATIONS! You've won the Weekly Trump Patriot 1000% IMPACT OFFER!

Every week President Trump selects one of his BEST supporters to receive an exclusive 1000% IMPACT OFFER, and this week, it's YOU.

This offer is only available to you for the NEXT 2 HOURS, Ferd. After that, your offer will be given to the next Patriot in line.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 2 HOURS and you can increase your impact by 1000%. >>

President Trump knows that you've been a dedicated supporter, which is why he selected YOU for this opportunity.

He wants to know the moment you make your contribution, so don't wait.

Just contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to claim your 1000% IMPACT OFFER.

The weird thing is that almost every message I get from them makes this 1000% offer. It's not something I have to act on within two hours because before the day is out, I'll receive five or six more of these 1000% offers in which they will somehow (they don't explain how) increase my donation by 1000%.

And if I'm one of Trump's BEST supporters, you can imagine what his non-supporters think of him.