You know, if I'm one of Donald Trump's BEST supporters, he's in a lot more trouble than the polls indicate…
Mark,
You've been identified as one of President Trump's BEST supporters and we wanted to reach out to let you know about your EXCLUSIVE offer.
The Election is just DAYS AWAY and if we're going to WIN BIG AGAIN, we can't afford for any TRUE Patriots — like YOU, Mark — to sit on the sidelines.
President Trump originally authorized a 975% IMPACT on all contributions to help us CRUSH our End-of-Month Goal, but we're SO CLOSE that he's decided to up the stakes.
For a limited time, President Trump has authorized your gift to have 1000% more IMPACT toward CRUSHING our End-of-Month Goal.
That's right, Mark, when you make your next contribution, it will make 1000% MORE of an impact.
This offer is available for the NEXT HOUR, so you need to act fast.
Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to increase your impact by 1000% and to help us CRUSH our LAST End-of-Month Deadline before the Election.>>
I still don't get the logic they're selling here. Throughout this campaign, Donald Trump has apparently had the magic power to make a $100 donation turn into a much larger one. For a while, he showed restraint and if I'd given him that amount, he would only have turned it into $200. Then he began authorizing larger boosts. At one point, he was only authorizing donations to be raised up to 975% but now that he's SO CLOSE to his goal, he's authorized it to go to 1000%. But only for one hour in this message that arrived at 3:21 AM.
It scares me that this must work. They wouldn't keep sending me these pitches — like Trump is doing me a favor by taking money from someplace to help him get more money — if they didn't bring in some results.
I'm getting ten or so of these a day — some allegedly from Mike Pence, one or two from Don Jr. or Ivanka, one even from Newt Gingrich. It's chilling to think there might be people out there who would say, "I wasn't going to send Trump any money but since Newt has asked me…"
I also got one or two that for a limited time only, said that if I gave any amount, they'd send me a FREE TRUMP GIFT. They didn't say what the FREE TRUMP GIFT was but, hey, how could that not be wonderful? Maybe it's an autographed copy of his Comprehensive Health Care Proposal. Or maybe it's Jared. He won't be needing him much longer.