Okay…someone who's going to vote for this man, write in and explain this to me…
Mark,
We have exciting news.
The FINAL debate between President Trump and Sleepy Joe Biden is TOMORROW.
President Trump knows he can't WIN AGAIN without you, so he's requested that we reach out to a few of his TOP supporters, like YOU, to become a Presidential Debate Member.
As a member, not only will the President turn to YOU for input, but your name will be broadcast LIVE during the debate for the ENTIRE world to see.
We're only offering this to a few of the President's most trusted supporters, like YOU. Spots are limited.
This is your chance to stand with President Trump and show the world that the Silent Majority will NOT be SILENCED!
We're sending him an updated roster soon and we want to make sure he sees YOUR NAME.
Contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW to get on the Presidential Debate Membership roster and your name will be displayed LIVE during the debate tomorrow.
Thank you,
Team Trump 2020
So I'm guessing the "input" he's going to turn to me for will be to send questions which I am to answer while donating more money, and my name will be shown on some sort of YouTube broadcast of the debate on some Trump channel there. Is that it? And does he really think that he won that first debate but can't possibly win the one tomorrow night without my help…which by the way, he's not going to get.
And how is he making all these campaign appearances when he's studying roster after roster hoping to find my name on it? Someone…please help me.