I guess this falls under the category of "Jobs It Hadn't Dawned On Me That Somebody Has." But someone has to drive the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile around. In fact, at least six people do because there are six Weinermobiles.
Someday I hope to see one of them involved in one of those live televised chases as it's relentlessly pursued at high speeds by a Mustard Truck that does a P.I.T. maneuver and rolls it into a van full of sauerkraut.
Here is the story of one Weinermobile driver. And here's the page on which you can find out when a Weinermobile is wandering your way…or even request one for a special event.