So I was expecting a delivery of three items from Amazon today and, sure enough, one of their drivers delivered 'em at 8:17 this morning and even took the above photo of them. The problem: That's not my house. I don't have hedges like that.
The address on the order was correct. The guy (or maybe it was a gal) just left them on someone else's porch. Meanwhile, a lady who works on the Amazon Customer Support Line (and who might have learned English as a fourth or fifth language) assures me replacements will be delivered tomorrow to where I actually live. If that's your home in the above photo, I hope you enjoy your free gifts, especially the extra-long Lightning cables.