Simon Passey sent me an e-mail to ask…
Just curious to know that if Trump offered to ban cole slaw across the U.S., would you vote for him?
No…because if he wins, there won't be an America is which to eat anything else.
I'm really not out to ban cole slaw so much as to persuade restaurants not to automatically slap a leaky gob of it on your plate even when you clearly tell the order-taker, "No cole slaw." I'd also like it if when you order something that comes by default with cole slaw, they give you the option of replacing it with something that more closely resembles food.