I gave up candy around 2007 when my love of sweets mysteriously disappeared. But even when I did eat candy, I never sampled any of The 10 Candies That You Forgot Still Exist in this video. I didn't forget about half of them because I never heard of them. The rest didn't sound like something I'd enjoy…or at least, wouldn't enjoy as much as my other immediate options…
It's like: Here's a candy bar you've never tried. Here's a candy bar you know you love. Which one are you going to pick? I always picked the one I knew I loved.
I'm a little fascinated by old candy bars and I'm also a bit fascinated by the editing on videos like this where someone goes through twenty clips a minute of visuals, some of which are only remotely pertinent. How long must it take someone to find all those videos and edit them together? It looks like it would take about a month per minute. Here, take a look…