This is going around and I figured I might as well fill it out…
- Available/Single? Single but not available.
- Best Friend? Sergio Aragonés, unless you count the lady who's the reason I'm not available.
- Cake or Pie? I now eat neither but when I did, I wasn't wild about pies except for throwing.
- Drink of Choice? Water. Gave up everything else ten years ago and don't miss it in the slightest.
- Essential Item You Use Everyday? You could take away several of my body parts but don't take away my computer.
- Favorite Color? Orange, especially a pure one that doesn't skew towards brown or contain excessive red or yellow.
- Gummy Bears or Worms? Never had either but aren't they pretty much the same thing the second you start chewing?
- Hometown? Los Angeles, California. Always has been, always will be.
- Indulgence? I do just about everything I wanna.
- January or February? No big preference. I don't like rain so of those two rainy months, I'll pick the one that's shorter.
- Kids and Their Names? No kids that I know of. That's why I can do just about everything I wanna.
- Life is Incomplete Without? Breathing. (Go ahead. Disagree with that. I dare you.)
- Marriage Date? Sometime in the future…maybe. That's been my answer for about half a century now.
- Number of Siblings? None. My parents figured that if you achieve perfection the first time out, there's no reason to keep trying.
- Oranges or Apples? I eat neither these days but when I did, I liked eating apples more than I liked eating oranges but I've always liked orange flavor more than apple flavor.
- Phobias/Fears? Trump in 2020.
- Quote You Like? "Never attribute to deviousness that which can be explained by incompetence."
- Reason to Smile? Two reasons: Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.
- Season? Summer because it doesn't rain much, that's when Comic-Con is and I can go in my pool, swim a few laps one afternoon and fulfill my exercise quota for the year.
- Tag Three or Four People? Socrates, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Vivian Vance and Yosemite Sam. You didn't say they had to be alive, real or readers of this blog.
- Unknown Fact About Me? Once in a showroom at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, I was introduced from the stage by David Copperfield and he had me stand up in the audience so the people could applaud me and not one person did.
- Vegetable You Don't Like? Any of the ones I'm allergic to because I don't like convulsions and having to go to an Emergency Room. You wouldn't enjoy that a whole lot either.
- Worst Habit? It's a toss-up between starting a new sentence before I've finished a thought and oh, by the way, the vegetable that's really bad for me is asparagus.
- X-Rays You've Had? You don't really want to know that. You're just asking that because you needed an "X" question.
- Your Favorite Food? Roast Turkey cooked by someone who doesn't think they can improve plain Roast Turkey with a lot of unnecessary spices, especially the four that Simon & Garfunkel used to sing about.
- Zodiac Sign? I'm a Pisces…the sign that's way too smart to believe in Astrology.