Please do not write me to ask if I will…
- Get you into Comic-Con, get you a hotel room at Comic-Con, put you on a panel at Comic-Con, get you some exclusive item and/or a copy of the souvenir book for Comic-Con or supply you with a recording of any of my panels at Comic-Con.
- Post on my blog what is roughly the equivalent of an ad for your new book, website, convention, comic or other project.
- Read your work and then give you a critique and/or help you get it to someone who will purchase it.
- Answer questions when the answers are readily available but you somehow think writing to me is easier than using Google.
- Help you with "research" on an article you're writing when the questions are so expansive and will require such long answers that I'd basically be writing your article for you. And lastly…
- Betray confidences or otherwise tell you things that you have no right to know about.
Thank you.