Hey, remember the two tickets I had for sale for Saturday night? They're showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the Saban Theater in Beverly Hills Adjacent and it's followed by a live Q-and-A with John Cleese himself. I offered 'em here and a friend swooped in and grabbed them…and now, he can't go.
Two seats in Row G of the Front Balcony. They cost someone else $160.20 and we'll let 'em go for $160.00 — a savings of not one but two dimes. Write me if you want 'em and this time, All Sales Final. And if you have an online account with Ticketmaster, I can transfer them to you that way so you know they're genuine.