Here's a story I don't think I've told before here. Some years ago, I was at a party full of Hollywood-type people and I was introduced to Betty White. Told that I was the producer of The Garfield Show, she instantly said to me, "Why haven't I been on The Garfield Show?" I smiled and said, "Because you're on everything else!" I don't think any TV actor at whatever age she was then has ever been in more demand than Betty White was at the time.
We wound up talking about other things and parting. Then a little later, she came up to me and said, "I hope you know I was only half-serious when I asked you, 'Why haven't I been on The Garfield Show.'" I said, "I assumed as much but just out of curiosity…what about the other half? You're on like twenty-seven TV shows these days. We pay scale to all our guest stars. If I did want to hire you, are you even available? And are you available for that money?"
She thought for a second and said, "No, I guess I'm not. The money wouldn't matter all that much but I just don't really have the time." Then she asked me, "Do you have any experience with feral cats?"
I told her about the small herd of them I feed in my backyard. She said, "Well, then maybe you're aware of this. Looking for food is hardwired into most feral cats. Their lives revolve around finding the next meal so even if you feed one and she stuffs herself, a minute later, she's thinking, 'Where is food? Where do I find food?' They can't help themselves. I'm afraid most actors are like that. Even when they have a job, they're thinking, 'Where is my next one?'"
"When we were doing The Golden Girls, there was a point where we were picked-up for two more seasons and I had all these other things I was doing. I was turning down offer after offer because I just didn't have the time open. And still, there were moments when a little voice in me was wondering, 'What are you going to do when this ends?' Actors…at times, we're all like feral cats!"
I understand that. There are times I used to wish the writing business ever worked like some professions where you could know with some certainty what you'd be doing for the next five or ten years. I turned down staff jobs at Disney and Hanna-Barbera that at the time looked like jobs I could have stayed in until I hit retirement age. Well now, I'm approaching retirement age — without the slightest thought of retiring — and I realize I wouldn't have been at either company 'til now. Hanna-Barbera isn't even there anymore and Disney has reshuffled so much that I don't think anyone who I thought had a "job for life" there in 1980 lasted in it into this century.
How it is in other fields, I haven't a clue…but in entertainment and publishing, we all seem to be wand'ring nomads, camping here or there for a time and then looking for something else. About 98% of the time I like it that way, especially since I learned to not think like a feral cat. Which reminds me I have to go feed a couple…