This Just In…

I'm watching today's televised car chase, not to be confused with today's mass shooting. The California Highway Patrol is chasing a guy who's doing 100 on the 605 freeway in a stolen 1999 Ford Taurus.

Why does anyone steal a 1999 Ford Taurus? Isn't the penalty the same if you steal a 2018 Infiniti?

I'm just watching to see how many times the news anchors can say, "This person is showing no regard for the safety of others" and "This is an extremely dangerous situation."