Set the TiVo? Maybe?

Do you miss watching the Jerry Lewis Telethon over the Labor Day weekend? Well, there is a telethon today. It's the annual Chabad Telethon…the one with the dancing rabbis, the charismatic Rabbi Shlomo Cunin, and a bevy of guest stars, many of them gentiles who don't know how to pronounce "Chabad." I don't know who's hosting it this year but it can't possibly be anyone who's as good as the late Jan Murray. If it's Dennis Prager, just turn the set off and go do something else.

The telethon runs six hours and it starts on my TV at 5 PM, airing on the Jewish Life TV Network. You can find out where it's running on your set — or even watch it online — at the Chabad website.