I've been watching The Daily Show with Trevor Noah lately. You know, if Jon Stewart had never hosted this show, and if we didn't have Jon Oliver, Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher and Saturday Night Live mining the same veins, this would be a must-watch show.
Never forget that when Donald Trump treats Alex Jones like he's important, he's giving credibility to a guy who thinks the Sandy Hook Massacre didn't happen, the government is using juice boxes to make children gay, and Michelle Obama has a penis.
If God had wanted people to eat cole slaw, He wouldn't have made it the most repulsive, disgusting thing on the planet.
Why do people say they have a strong feeling in their guts? How do they know that isn't their pancreas? And how much weight would you give a thought that came from someone's pancreas?
Is there any fast food restaurant or manufacturer of frozen food that offers a breakfast item that doesn't have cheese on it?
A few years ago, Republicans were more outraged about Obama wearing a tan suit than Democrats are that Trump has all sorts of Russian ties that he repeatedly denied he had.
More to come.