I just got an e-mail from Cirque Du Soleil telling me that one of their shows, Luzia, will be in Los Angeles in December and telling me that "pre-sale tickets are now available." Apparently, these are tickets that are now on sale before tickets are on sale. The performers in the show perform incredible acrobatics and so do the copy writers.
So I'm wondering if there were pre-pre-sale tickets on sale before the pre-sale tickets. Those would be tickets that were on sale before the tickets that were on sale before the tickets were on sale. And knowing them, they might even have had pre-pre-pre-sale tickets…and at this rate, by the time the tickets go on sale, there won't be any seats left.