I've lived through many election days but I don't recall another one where I was so acutely aware that the world was going to change before bedtime. It's not just a question of who'll win but also the margin and how the losing side responds to it and how the Senate goes, yadda yadda. I feel like we can count on at least one big, totally-unexpected thing happening but I can't imagine what it'll be. I guess that's why it'll be totally-unexpected. Anyway, graciousness from Mr. Trump sure does not seem likely.
I'm not going to try to live blog this or pretend you're coming here for totals or analysis. There are ninety-four million other websites better equipped to do that than me. Here, we excel in trivia, plugging Frank Ferrante (he's in Australia at the moment), belittling cole slaw, critiquing late night shows and discussing my most sordid of sordid pasts. I'll pop in here though if I think I have anything perceptive to say. That's more likely than graciousness from Trump but not by much.
I may stay off the 'net and keep the TV off 'til meaningful actual returns start trickling in. Until then, it'll be a lot of pretending they have something to report when they have nothing to report. I don't need that.