Saturday Morning

I had a great time last night seeing Robert Klein perform. More on this later today or maybe tomorrow. The guy's still got it.


I've been getting lots of entries in our contest to guess how many electoral votes Hillary Clinton will receive. A few folks do not seem to grasp that I'm asking how many you think she'll get, not how many you hope she'll get. A few folks also seem to not have read the part where I asked that you put your predicted vote total in the Subject line of your e-mail.

We have a few complaints that I didn't give you an opportunity to predict how many electoral votes Evan McMullin will win. McMullin is on the ballot in eleven states: Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Minnesota, New Mexico, South Carolina, Utah, and Virginia but his campaign seems to only have a pulse in Utah. So it wouldn't be much of a game to guess how many electoral votes he's going to receive. He's either going to get six or zero.

No one complained my game doesn't have you predict how many electoral votes Gary Johnson and Jill Stein will win. I'd say they're each going to get somewhere between zero and zero.


Donald Trump says that if elected, he'd block the proposed merger of AT&T and Time-Warner. Y'know, if I thought he'd actually do it, that would be a point in his favor with me. So it would be like 1 in his favor and 378 against. If he banned cole slaw, it would be 2 and 377. If he banned candy corn, 3 and 376. If he made it a felony for contractors to call me up and hustle me for work, 4 and 375. If he made Jon Stewart go back to the Daily Show

What I'm saying is that Trump still has a chance to get my vote. Or would if I hadn't already sent in my ballot.

In other news, he is listing the important, vital deeds he will do with his first 100 days in office. These include repealing Obamacare, securing our nation's borders and suing all the women who have come forth to say he did exactly what he said in that video that he like to do. He continues his policy of accusing others of what he himself is guilty of when he complains that with these women, there was "no fact-checking."

More later, including a rave for Robert Klein.