If you're thinking of leaving the country if your candidate isn't elected president, my buddy Joe Brancatelli has some travel suggestions for you. Joe wrote me that he had me in mind, along with a couple of other friends, when he wrote this piece. But I haven't even bothered to read it because I have no intention of leaving no matter who wins. I'm an American born white guy who owns his own home and has money in the bank. I'll be fine no matter who wins, just as long as we don't have some nut who'd get us into a nuclear war and —
Hold on. Maybe I'd better go read Joe's article.