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If you're sick of this presidential primary and just want to see the nominees get selected, you'll cringe to see Ed Kilgore explain that this probably won't happen until June 7 — which means we aren't quite halfway through this game of Candy Crush. Assuming no one (except maybe John Kasich) drops out of the race, it's going to take until then for someone to amass enough delegates to have a lock on their party's nomination — and even then, it might not happen for Donald Trump. And don't get pissed at me. I want this to be over as much as you do.