Hanks for the Memories!

Back in the 1965 TV season, there was a one-term situation comedy on NBC that I liked a lot called Hank. At the time, there were a lot of news stories about teenagers dropping out of school and a few of these were balanced by tales of students dropping in. That is to say, kids who couldn't afford to go to college were allegedly sneaking into classes and at least learning something even if it wouldn't result in a degree.

There was some question as to how true the "drop-in" reports were but they did form the premise of Hank, which starred Dick Kallman. Years ago on this site when we got to discussing the series, I posted this summary of its premise…

Kallman played Hank Dearborn, a fellow of college age who couldn't afford to go to college due to lack of funds and the need to raise his younger sister. They were orphans and though he was old enough to be on his own, there were social workers who felt that sis Tina, who was around twelve, should be in an orphanage. Neither Hank nor Tina wanted that so Hank had to keep proving he could support her, which he did by holding down a stunning array of odd jobs: Delivering dry cleaning, driving an ice cream truck, etc., most of these done at or around the local university. At the same time, he wanted to get a college education so he'd dress up in different disguises which he kept in the back of his delivery van and sneak into classes, eluding the campus police. As if that wasn't complicated enough, he was also trying to date a girl who was, you guessed it…the daughter of the Dean.

I remember enjoying this show tremendously. Kallman was a bundle of energy, the episodes moved fast, they were full of great character actors and the series even had a jazzy theme song with lyrics by Johnny Mercer. I've been waiting a long time to see it again and — hooray, hoorah! — Warner Archive just put all 26 episodes out on a 3-DVD set. I ordered a copy while I was in the hospital and it arrived a few days ago.

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I have not watched all 26 yet. I watched five and I think I'll ration the rest out, one or two a week, until I've seen them all. But I'm pretty sure I've seen enough to answer the big question I had when I ordered: Would I like the show as much as I did when I was 13? Answer: No. The stories are quite contrived and being mostly farce comedies, the plots hinge on someone (Hank, mainly) telling a lot of fibs and then everyone around him being too dumb to see through them. I never bought that Ricky Ricardo couldn't recognize his own wife when she put on a wig and an accent. The folks who populate Hank's university are so blind to this one guy running around with bogus facial hair that you wonder how they got into college when he couldn't.

Also, the laugh track is really horrible. It didn't bother me then but it does now.

Which leads us to the question: Am I sorry I bought this? Answer: Heavens, no. Kallman is fun to watch. It's a shame he never found a better starring vehicle. Hank is filled with wonderful actors — folks who seemed to turn up on every TV series of that era. We're talking names like Dabbs Greer, Lloyd Corrigan and Howard St. John (who were regulars) and guest players like Burt Mustin, Henry Corden, Paul Smith, Allan Melvin, Peter Leeds, Les Tremayne, Marvin Kaplan and so many more. There's even one with Maury Wills in it.

A lot of shows I loved when I was younger stand up well for me today like The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Honeymooners, Sgt. Bilko and Car 54, Where Are You? Many do not. I can kinda tolerate and maybe even enjoy any I Love Lucy in which Ricky has a big part and no one ever says of their mate, "I'm going to teach him/her a lesson!" I can't make it through most of Lucille Ball's subsequent programs or the folksier, preachier episodes of The Andy Griffith Show or The Danny Thomas Show.

Hank is somewhere in the middle. If you remember the show and want to get 'em all for thirty bucks, I give you this Amazon link. It's the whole run, including the black-and-white, not-wonderful pilot and the other, better 25 episodes in color. The last one is the one in which — this is not deserving of a SPOILER ALERT! — Hank manages to get into the university as a legal student, though he retains all his crazy businesses. The producers figured the "drop-in" gimmick had run its course and were trying to reposition the series for a possible second season which never happened. As is, it does make for a nice final chapter.