So the Rehab Center arranged for Apria Home Healthcare to deliver a walker to me to use at home. Having had experience with Apria when they were furnishing medical equipment for my mother, I told the folks at the Rehab Center (a) they never delivered on time and (b) to call them about anything is to spend much of your life on hold. In light of that, the Rehab Center loaned me one of their walkers to use until the one from Apria showed up.
Sure enough, Apria didn't deliver yesterday. Someone there left a message on my voicemail early this morn to phone them to arrange a delivery time. I called them back, explained what I needed, gave them my credit card for the co-pay and a lady said, "Please hold while I verify your delivery information." I have now been on hold for 37 minutes. It would only take 40 for me to crawl on my hands and knees over to CVS to buy a goddamn walker.