Mark Joseph Stern has a very silly article that asks the question, "Are Rumors About Lindsey Graham's Sexuality Hurting His Presidential Chances?" What's silly about it is that Lindsay Graham has never had any presidential chances to have hurt. If he were married with twelve kids, he might be polling at 2% instead of 1% — actually, he's polling at 1% in a poll with a 2-point of margin of error so his real number is somewhere between 3% and -1%. This man could easily hold his largest campaign rally in a Nissan Sentra…and have room in the glove compartment for all the Bobby Jindal supporters. Graham's problem has nothing to do with people thinking he's gay. He has the same problem as Jindal: Nobody wants him.