Snow Day

Good thoughts — and a few unspoken "glad I don't live there"s go out to all the folks who are about to be impacted by one helluva winter storm. I wish our government didn't expend so many resources on pointless wars and finding ways to shovel tax money to Wall Street, and instead did more to prepare for and mop up after things like this.

And just remember that when you hear some Senator or prominent figure say, as at least one will, "Well, so much for that Global Warming lie," you're hearing someone who doesn't have a third-grader's understanding of what Global Warming was always expected to do to this planet. I still want to believe that it is, as some right-wingers stubbornly insist, the Hoax of the Century. But they're not saying it because of any real understanding of the science. All they know is that they don't like the people saying it's so and that they don't like the sacrifices that must be made to deal with it.

So good luck to those in the affected states. On behalf of California, I'll say that I wish there was some way we could borrow a few inches of that precipitation or otherwise take it off your hands.

Today's Video Link

In the past here, I've embedded videos about an amazing man I know named Richard Turner and I've told you about him. Here's a video that CBS ran on him this morning. You'll see why he's so amazing…

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From the E-Mailbag…

Stan Sagan wrote to ask…

I'm very interested in all your comments on Jay Leno. I understand that you don't believe the widely-circulated accusations that he forced Carson into retirement or forced O'Brien off the Tonight Show and I'm inclined to believe you're right. But what do you have to say about the charge that he was once one of the best stand-up comedians ever and that he dumbed-down his act for TV and became bland and unfunny?

Well, I try to avoid arguments over who's funny and who isn't. I think that's one of the dumber debates you can have in this world. If you don't find someone funny, nothing I say is going to make you laugh at them…with one exception. I might be able to convince you that you haven't given them a fair shake, haven't seen them at their best. And if you ever get the chance to see Leno perform live — which is easy and cheap to do if you live anywhere near Hermosa Beach — I think you'll come away thinking he's still one of the best stand-up comedians ever.

A longer set — fifteen minutes or more, preferably viewed live — is the best way to judge most comics. Sam Kinison was brilliant doing forty minutes in a club and he was boring for five minutes on with Dave. What I love about Lewis Black is largely absent when he does a few minutes of stand-up on some show…which is why, I assume, he so rarely does that anymore. If you gave Billy Connolly a six minute spot on some TV program, he'd get about a third of the way through one story. I never fully appreciated Bill Cosby until I saw him doing an hour at Harrah's in Reno.

As I've grown older, I think my attitude about comedians has changed in this sense. I don't think any professional is not funny. At worst, they haven't made me laugh much yet. That may be because they aren't my style…which does not mean they aren't great for others. Or it may be because I haven't caught them at the right moment. For instance, years ago, I saw Richard Belzer perform on three separate occasions in comedy clubs. I did not hear a genuine laugh any of those times…not from me, not from anyone in the room. He also came across as a very unpleasant human being, especially as the laughs did not come and he decided we were the problem, not him.

But I don't go around saying Richard Belzer isn't funny. Enough people love him that I figure I got him on bad nights — all comics have them — or maybe I'm just not in sync with his idea of Funny. That happens, too. Jay Leno may not be your cuppa tea these days, especially if you'd rather see the old Leno.

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As a longtime fan of Leno, I don't like a lot of what he did on The Tonight Show. I have developed an aversion to pranks and hidden camera gags. Don't find any of them particularly funny. Don't find any of them particularly wittier than when my friend Don Zukin and I were thirteen and he'd phone Chicken Delight, place a large order with the name and address of a neighbor who knew nothing about it and have them deliver. Don used to laugh himself sick over that…and he and a few of our other pals would view it like it was Comedy Gold.

So I don't like that and I don't like comedy that is based on the premise that if you put ordinary folks on camera, you can catch them being either really awkward and/or really stupid. Then we get to laugh at their awkwardness and/or their stupidity. I grabbed up the remote when Jay engaged in that kind of thing, too…and there was a lot of it.

But I liked when he sat around and talked with guests he seemed to really like, especially fellow stand-ups. And I liked his monologues, which were a marvel of marathon joke writing. Yeah, there were some losers in there but I thought his batting average was higher than Carson's…and every Jay monologue had a couple of real good ones.

There are people who fault him because he changed from that belligerent guy who used to sit next to Dave, act pissed-off and do "What's My Beef?" I kind of admire the guy because he changed. I see a lot of comedians out there of his generation who are still trying to be the same person they were in their twenties. I'm thinking of one guy who had a lot of material about dating and he's still using it, unaware that a joke you do when you're 25 about not being able to find a girlfriend is very different when you perform it at age 60.

A lot of Jay's old "What's my Beef?" lines wouldn't work coming now from a guy who's happily married and has a hundred rare cars in his own private garage and a hundred million dollars in the bank. Who wants to hear that person bitching about slow service at McDonald's? Actually, I think a lot of the jokes Jay did in his Tonight Show monologues were just as good as anything he did sitting in Letterman's guest chair. They just weren't "sold" with anger and outrage like he used to feign.  You can't host a whole hour-long talk show if you're angry and outraged. If you see him perform live these days, you get a little more of that because he doesn't have to then turn around and be a gracious host in the next segment.

Some would say he sold out. I think he began to act his age and to grow into a host rather than a guy who did hit-and-run jokes. Dick Cavett used to say that the failure of the 1963 Jerry Lewis talk show — Cavett was a writer on it — was because Jerry didn't have an effective identity as a host. He was funny on someone else's show causing chaos and horning in on other folks' time and tearing up the host's cue cards. He couldn't do any of that stuff when he was the host and he didn't know what to do instead. I think Leno figured out how to convert himself from a guest whose act was good for ten minutes to a host who could anchor an hour and when necessary, help his guests be good for ten minutes.

I do know some comedians who hate Leno. Some of it is just jealousy…in at least one case, admitted jealousy. Some of it is a feeling that since they were friendly with him on the comedy club circuit long ago, he had some obligation to have them on and to boost what are in some cases, sagging careers. In show business, you often find odd reactions, ranging from admiration to hatred, when someone you once considered more-or-less an equal is suddenly light years ahead of you. And of course, you also have those involved in competing shows who don't like Jay because they think their show is better than what he did and figure those better ratings have to be due to a pact with Satan.

And also some people just don't find the guy funny. There's always that.

Monday Afternoon

Thanks to all of you who sent in nominations for the Bill Finger Award. The committee is close to arriving at a decision and no more names are needed right now…but we'll keep 'em all in mind for next year. There are many deserving people and if your suggestion doesn't make it this time around, do not despair.

I continue to do a poor job of not reading articles and comments about the Woody/Mia/Dylan mess…and a mess it is. I'm seeing a lot more folks who say "I wasn't there so I have no way of knowing exactly what happened" and who then proceed to tell us exactly what happened and to impugn the intelligence and character of those who don't concur. Personally, I can't help but have an opinion — which at the moment is roughly the same as Moses Farrow's — but it's not something of which I'm positive the way he is. To use jurors' lingo, I am not certain beyond a reasonable doubt. I'm not sure I ever will be but I'll tell you something I am pretty sure about…

In her open letter, Dylan started by asking, "What's your favorite Woody Allen movie?" Well, since she asked, it's Broadway Danny Rose. And if I became convinced that its director-writer-star had done the loathesome act alleged, my favorite Woody Allen movie would still be Broadway Danny Rose. Ditto if I became convinced that its female lead was the psychotic promoter of a false charge.

Either way, I like Broadway Danny Rose and it and my other favorite Woody Allen films don't get any worse if I see proof that one of their stars did something horrible. I would imagine that a number of books and movies and plays and TV shows I admire were the works of people who did something I'd find repulsive if I knew about it…and there are a few where I do know about it. I like a couple of movies that O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake were in, even though murdering your wife or ex-wife is not a much more noble act than molesting a seven-year-old. But a movie isn't a lesser movie because your opinion of its maker as human being plunges — especially when you're just not sure. At worse, it means an awful person made a great movie. Some terrible people have done some good paintings, too.

Today's Video Link

What was it like at Disneyland in 1957? It was a lot like this…

Debate and Switch

The other day, Bill Nye the Science Guy did a public, YouTubed debate on the subject of Creationism Vs. Science with a gentleman named Ken Ham. You can pretty much guess which side The Science Guy was on…and by the way, I met Mr. Nye a few years ago at a Book Fair and I can report he's the same Science Guy off-stage that he is on-stage. Mr. Ham's position is that it's all in The Bible and that's that.

You can also probably by now guess which side I'm on, too. Fan that I am of The Flintstones, I still can't buy that caveman coexisted with brontosaurus and that the Earth is 6,000 years old. That would mean that Joan Rivers has been around for almost half its existence.

I tried to watch the debate. I didn't expect to get through all two-and-a-half hours of it but I thought I'd get farther than I did. If you're made of sterner stuff than I am — and for your sake, I hope you are — here's a link to watch.

I've read that in the last section, when the two men were responding to questions from the audience, one was "What would change your mind?" Mr. Ham answered, "Nothing." Mr. Nye said, "Evidence." That's pretty much the whole discussion right there.

The Fifth

Fred Kaplan writes about the impact of The Beatles first appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show, which — hard for some of us to believe — happened fifty years ago today. I do not recall their appearance as feeling at the time like a seismic shift in our culture, an escape from the malaise of the Kennedy Assassination or anything that seemed to be lasting. At least at Emerson Junior High School, all it was was something that everyone was talking about the next day.

No one seemed to dislike them, not even any teachers. Apart from a few very loud girls, no one seemed to understand why we were all talking about them…but the point is we were talking about them. General consensus? They were four nice-looking chaps with a distinctive look who sang hummable, bouncy songs and made certain young ladies in Mr. Sullivan's audience shriek and cry. Even other girls of the kind shown getting hysterical in Ed's theater couldn't quite explain those ladies' reactions. Were they planted and paid to act like that? Or was it — more likely — that they were doing it because others were doing it? When you're that age, you often need no more reason to do anything than that others are doing it.

Oh — and why did no female performer ever foment the same crazed reactions from adolescent boys that Elvis or the Fab Four had triggered? Adolescent boys are, after all, supposed to have even more unstable hormones than adolescent girls. So that was an unanswerable question many asked.

In short: We at Emerson liked the four guys from Liverpool well enough. We just didn't see what all the fuss was about. Over the following months, the fuss seemed to have a life of its own. I thought a lot of kids my age — including, eventually, some males — became Beatles fans because adults were decrying and bemoaning them. That more than anything defined what they did as Our Music…and defending Our Music became, as it so often has, the battle we fought to establish Our Right to not become our parents or precisely what they wanted us to be.

In my world then, length of hair became a kind of beachhead for the boys — a line drawn in the sand. My friend Dan seemed to be growing his longer and longer just to stand his ground when his father or the boy's vice-principal at Emerson told him to go get a haircut. I don't know how many guys my age had arguments with their folks that included the phrases, "It's my hair" and "Not until you're 21, it isn't." That all really started, at least around me, when the Beatles did Ed's show.

It was a war I, personally, never had to wage. As I've written here, my father was most encouraging that I should not become like him. I did in many ways but in a key one — deciding what I was going to do with my life — I was free to do anything but follow in his footsteps. They led to a lifelong job in which he felt trapped and stifled. So I never felt any urge to grow my hair longer than my parents wanted or play music they hated. Actually, I don't think there was any music they hated but if there was, it wasn't the music of John, Paul, George, Ringo and My Generation.

Looking back, it's amazing how anyone argued over what they sang on Ed's show. It was so harmless and non-revolutionary. They even performed a tune from The Music Man. Eventually, The Boys would evolve as musicians and songwriters. They would do songs that most adults didn't "get" and a few which even seemed threatening or confrontational. That's why they became legendary. We wouldn't be talking about them today if all they did was things like "I Want to Hold Your Hand." Within months, you could get that kind of thing from The Dave Clark Five or Freddie and the Dreamers or hundreds of other groups.

I think what now impresses me more about that first show is Ed…and Ed Sullivan's appeal is now hard to understand. It's like why the hell did that guy have a prime-time TV show for 23 years? He was stiff and unfunny and always the least talented man on his stage.

There are two explanations for that. One is how he got his show in the first place and the other is his how he stayed on so long.

How he got his show in the first place is simple: He went on in June of '48. Back then, true professionals were in movies and on radio. There were a lot of guys on TV then who were as awkward and outta-place as Ed. He'd been a newspaper columnist at a time when that post conferred a lot of power. Performers didn't want to get on the wrong side of Ed or his competitor and sworn enemy, Walter Winchell. This gave columnists the power to get performers to perform.

Ed, who loved being on stage and hearing applause, used this position during World War II to organize shows for the U.S.O. and returning servicemen and to sell war bonds. He was good at recruiting acts but for reasons of self-promotion and ego, he never recruited a real Master of Ceremonies. He did it himself and he got away with it because as uncharming and unfunny as he was, it didn't matter. He was never more than a minute from bringing you someone who did belong on a stage.

In 1948, he carried that hosting over to a primitive TV show called The Toast of the Town. The premise was that Ed, as a columnist with his finger on the pulsebeat of the entertainment industry, would present the hottest acts then playing Manhattan. And even if he was stiffer than an overstarched shirt introducing them on the show, he was good at booking them on the show so his on-camera manner didn't matter much. It was a well-enough-booked show that he managed to stick around as television took off and the truly-talented folks from radio jumped in, displacing all the amateurish hosts and personalities.

Well, all but Ed.

He stayed on and he stayed on because he wanted so badly to be a TV star instead of just another newspaper columnist. Obviously, the money was a big reason but folks who knew Ed said that the real perk was being recognized in public. He loved it, they said. Absolutely loved it.

Each Sunday night, Ed did his show live from the theater in New York where Mr. Letterman now works. After the broadcast, Ed would do a little post-mortem, thanking most of his guests, discussing what went right or wrong with his staff, etc. Famously, there was the evening when he spent a half-hour or so screaming at Jackie Mason for kinda/sorta (but not really) giving the finger on camera. Rickie Layne, a ventriloquist who did Ed's show 87 thousand times with his puppet Velvel, told me that Ed would have to hurry through his post-show ritual because he had two things he had to do and dearly wanted to do.

One was to sign autographs at the stage door. There was always, even in the rain or snow, a crowd out there. It was vital to Ed to get out to them before they gave up and went home. Then he'd make his way to a waiting car that would take him to a post-show dinner with the biggest performer on that evening's show he could get to eat with him. Rickie said, "It wasn't always the biggest star on the show. Sometimes, that person had to rush off and catch a plane or perform somewhere else. But he always managed to find someone bigger than Velvel and me."

Ed and his guest would dine at a restaurant like Danny's Hideaway, which despite its name was a place celebrities went to be seen. Mr. Sullivan's night would not be complete unless he'd be dining there with someone like Tony Bennett and a fan would approach the table for autographs and treat them like stars of equal magnitude. Even better was when the approacher would ask Ed to sign his name and ignore Tony. Or Lena Horne or Alan King or whoever it was.

Toast of the Town became The Ed Sullivan Show and Studio 50, where he did the program, became The Ed Sullivan Theater. In-between those two upgrades of honor, there came a time when Ed's Sunday evening ratings supremacy was seriously challenged — by Steve Allen. Allen had been starring on the original Tonight Show on NBC and the network decided to put him on in prime-time. The premise was that Steve, as a performer who could so everything — sing, play the piano, tell jokes, even dance a little — could knock off Ed, the guy who could do none of those. So in 1956, the two men went head-to-head in a much publicized duel for 8 PM Sunday nights.

The smart money, of course, was on Steve…but it was Ed who emerged triumphant. Why? Probably because he wanted it more.

Allen was a guy who went from show to show all his life. When one Steve Allen Show was canceled, he knew there was another one in the offing…and indeed, there usually was. But for Ed, there was only one Ed Sullivan Show. He knew that once he lost that one, there would never be another…nor would there be much place for him in show business. Steve was fighting for the success of his current gig. Ed was fighting to stay on TV and to not go back to being a newspaper columnist that no one recognized on the street.

So he fought harder than anyone. He paid more for acts and/or used his power to get the performers he wanted to come in and do his show. From all reports, he was not above a little blackmail or threatening an agent: "You deliver this client of yours or I'll see that CBS never hires any of your people." That wouldn't be his opening move. He'd offer more money and a great showcase and even trade-offs: "You deliver this client and I'll book this other client of yours." But he was not reticent to use the threats or whatever else it took to get what he wanted…and he usually did.

Steve Allen was long since vanquished by the time The Beatles were the act Ed wanted to book but he went after them with the same determination. As you look back, it was so natural that his was the show that brought them to America. And he gave them such a big fanfare that he made it a major event. Give the guy credit for that.

People say there will never be another Beatles. I agree. But there will also never be another Sullivan. And February 9, 1964 would not have been a world-changing date without all five of them: John, Paul, George, Ringo and Ed. Some people called the disc jockey known as Murray the K "the fifth Beatle." Nonsense. The fifth Beatle was Edward Vincent Sullivan…and without him, I'm not sure we'd have had the other four.

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As I've been explaining (as I did here), these are songs that Mel Blanc recorded in, I assume, the mid-to-late fifties. He did twelve of these — one song for each month — wishing a Happy Birthday to all kids born in that month.

Mel was backed on these by the Sandpiper Chorus and Orchestra. I asked last time I posted two of these, if these were the same Sandpipers heard on Golden Records in New York. As expected, Greg Ehrbar — who knows more about this kind of thing than any man alive — came through with info…

The singers singing with Mel Blanc were not the New York Sandpipers, but a Hollywood group of studio singers that Golden used on several of their records, probably when they needed to have backup for an L.A. artist.

You can hear them in the Bing Crosby song, "How Lovely is Christmas," Roy Rogers/Dale Evans, the Disneyland songs and the Mickey Mouse Club songs. The Golden album called TV Jamboree has a mix of New York and L.A., with the NY group doing "Mighty Mouse" and "Popeye" but the L.A. singers on "Wagon Train" and "Ten Gallon Hat" (probably because the latter involved Annie Oakley star Gail Davis).

Arthur Shimkin, founder of Golden Records, worked with Disney on the music merchandising of upcoming releases. He was at the meeting in which several recording executives saw a work-in-progress print of Cinderella, which Roy Disney and other Disney execs convinced Walt to allow so they could ramp up products for Cinderella, as they were counting on it to be a big postwar hit (it was released in 1950, eight years after Bambi).

The Cinderella songs were done in New York with Anne Lloyd and the Sandpipers, as were the subsequent Alice in Wonderland songs. But when they wanted Jimmie Dodd and the Mouseketeers that had been cast (the show had not yet premiered), these L.A. singers backed them.

On one of the Crosby records, they're billed as the "Arthur Norman Chorus," and that's generally how I think of them, although Golden usually called them the Sandpipers anyway. You can sometimes hear Thurl Ravenscroft in the group. A guess is that they were connected with Norman Luboff, because I think the female singer is Betty Luboff. Maybe he contracted the group and Arthur Norman conducted them (or "Arthur Norman" was really Luboff).

The records in which you can hear this group most are the early Mickey Mouse Club records, some of which are on iTunes (Musical Highlights from Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Club). Those records had to get into stores fast, so they used the adult chorus in place of the actual Mouseketeers. Some of the M.M.C. soundtrack songs never made it to vinyl until the mid-70s.

Thanks, Greg. And now, here's Porky and Henery. You'll notice that like most stutterers, Porky doesn't stutter when he sings. In fact, he sounds an awful lot like Henery…

Gold Finger

It's that time again. Each July when we converge on the Comic-Con International in San Diego, we present the Bill Finger Award for Excellence in Comic Book Writing. Actually, we present two of them — one to a deceased writer of the past and one to someone who's still with us. Ideally, the person who's still with us will be with us at Comic-Con to receive it in person. So here I am again to solicit nominations of who you think should get 'em this year. If you have a name to suggest, please send it to me.  But do remember the following…

  1. This is an award for a body of work as a comic book writer. Every year, a couple of folks nominate their favorite artist.  Sometimes, they don't get that "writer" part and sometimes, they argue that their guy wrote two issues of something in 1968.  No, no, no.  A body of work as a comic book writer.  Why is that so difficult to understand?
  2. Bill Finger in his lifetime received almost no credit for his work and nowhere near a respectable share of the revenue it generated. So this award is for a writer who has received insufficient reward for his or her splendid body of work. It can be insufficient in terms of recognition or insufficient in terms of legal tender or it can, of course, be both.
  3. This is for writing in comic books.  Not strips.  Comic books.  We stretch that definition far enough to include MAD but that's as far as we'll stretch it.
  4. A person can only win this award once. So far, it has gone to Arnold Drake, Alvin Schwartz, George Gladir, Larry Lieber, Frank Jacobs, Gary Friedrich, Del Connell, Steve Skeates, Don Rosa, Jerry Siegel, Harvey Kurtzman, Gardner Fox, Archie Goodwin, John Broome, Otto Binder, Bob Haney, Frank Doyle and Steve Gerber. Those folks are therefore ineligible.

Got a name to suggest?  My address is on this page. Any reasonable nomination will be placed before our Blue Ribbon Judging Committee for consideration.  Thank you.

Also…

And Floyd Norman is also on The View on Tuesday. Let's all tune in and see if they let him say more than twenty-five words.

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It's the last week or so of 1929 and the musical Strike Up the Band is going to open in a few weeks at the Times Square Theater in New York — book by Morrie Ryskind, and music by George and Ira Gershwin.

The show had a checkered history. In 1927, it went into out-of-town tryouts with a book by George S. Kaufman and a score by the Gershwins. It closed without ever reaching New York. In '29, Ryskind did a major rewrite of the book and some of the score was changed. One of the songs they dropped was "The Man I Love" which had previously been cut out of the 1924 musical, Lady Be Good, and after Strike Up the Band closed, the Gershwins stuck it in their 1928 musical, Rosalie, and it was cut from that show, too. It was later recorded as a standalone pop tune and it was one of their biggest successes.

The Ryskind revamp opened on Broadway in January of 1930 and closed the following June. Not a smash. In 1940, the title song was sold to MGM for a Mickey Rooney-Judy Garland movie. Apart from that tune and the title, the film had nothing to do with the Broadway version.

Let's look in on the rehearsals for the 1930 version and see George Gershwin at the piano…

Saturday Afternoon

I read Woody Allen's response to the allegations against him and then Dylan Farrow's response to the response. I'm afraid I haven't done a very good job of not reading what others have to say about this so I'm still amazed at how many people not in that family can type with a straight face, "We'll never really know what really happened" and then write many, many paragraphs from the position that they know exactly what happened.

Some nice tributes out there to Mr. Leno upon his retirement from The Tonight Show…but I also read a few from TV writers who never liked him and felt that to seem sporting, they should damn him with the faintest of praise. As one who is old enough to recall when the critics said pretty much all the same things about Johnny Carson, I can well imagine Jay someday achieving some of the same kind of nostalgic reverence.

It's a bit different with Jay. Johnny didn't have so many competitors attacking him…or jealous peers. Jay did a lot of things on his show I didn't like but whenever my path crossed his, it renewed my view that he was just an honest, hard-working guy who was trying to do a successful show. I admire the work ethic just for putting together something like 5,000 topical monologues…and I admire the way he's coped with a lot of cheapshot attacks, outright lies and network politics. Can't wait to see what he does next even if all it is is a lot of stand-up dates.

I wrote the other day here about CVS dropping cigarettes from their stores and quoted CEO Larry Merlo as saying, "We've come to the conclusion that cigarettes have no place in a setting where health care is being delivered." Then I said I'd be curious to hear the explanation of why those three aisles of liquor do have such a place. Well, a couple of folks wrote me to say I was wrong and that CVS pharmacies don't sell liquor. Memo to those couple of folks: Some of them do.

A few other folks wrote to insist that alcohol isn't as harmful as cigarettes and an occasional glass of wine can even have beneficial effects on health. Okay, fine. But CVS isn't just selling the occasional glass of wine. They're selling the large bottles of Jack Daniels and Smirnoff Vodka…and really, all I was doing was focusing on Mr. Merlo's statement. Does Jim Beam have a place in a setting where health care is being delivered? And yes, I suppose you could ask the same thing about the jumbo-sized packages of Double-Stuff Oreos.

Our pal Floyd Norman is a guest on Tavis Smiley's interview show on Tuesday night. Floyd got his start as an assistant to Bill Woggon on the Katy Keene comic books, then went on to become the first black animator at Disney. Heckuva nice guy, too. You might want to set your DVR in the unlikely event you can figure out what channel Tavis Smiley is on and when. I imagine Floyd will be rebutting the notion that Walt D. was racist and/or anti-woman. I hope Meryl Streep is watching.