Some new postage stamps have been announced…
A postage stamp honoring Johnny Carson? Great. But it only works three days a week.
A postage stamp honoring Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera? Great. But if it has Fred Flintstone on it, it's going to have to be chiseled out of stone.
A postage stamp honoring Charlton Heston? Great if you want to shoot off a letter to someone.
A postage stamp honoring Jimi Hendrix. It had better be self-adhesive 'cause I ain't lickin' one of them.
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