Two daughters of Dick Cheney — Mary (who's gay) and Liz (who's running for office) — are having a public squabble over the latter's condemnation of Gay Marriage. When I read about what she said and then what she said and then what she said about what she said, all I can do is imagine a conversation in private…
MARY: I don't understand you, Liz. You wished me well in my relationship. You said you loved me. You were so happy for me. I'm really mad at you for the position you're taking.
LIZ: And I'm really mad at you, Mary. Don't you understand that I have to say this crap to get elected in this state?