I have nothing to say about the latest developments in the possible bombing of Syria. I see a lot of people scurrying to position themselves for political advantage in this country. I have no idea if things in Syria can resolve themselves without bombing.
I have nothing to say about another anniversary of 9/11. Aren't we all in agreement about how horrible that day was? Aren't we all amazed how much this country has recovered from a time when it didn't seem like it would ever recover?
I have nothing to say about the new iPhone except that I'll probably get one as soon as it's possible to get a new one, which might take a while.
I have nothing to say about Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner losing their respective elections in New York except that, you know, neither one was much of a surprise.
I have nothing to say about having nothing to say except that more of us should say nothing when we have nothing to say…and I probably shouldn't even have said that because, after all, I have nothing to say.