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On December 19, 1985, a fellow named David Tolley attended a taping of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson on which the famed pianist Horatio Gutierrez was to have been the musical guest. Gutierrez cancelled out at the last minute due to an injury so Mr. Carson asked if there was anyone in the studio audience who played piano and would like to come down and fill in. He wound up bringing Tolley down to perform…and this was not a set-up. Tolley was not an audience "plant" but he turned out to be a fine musician who has since gone on to a pretty good career. Here is that appearance…

Soon after, Carson had Tolley back for a planned performance. You might enjoy watching this one, too…

From the E-Mailbag…

From a person who asked that I omit their name here…

It was with mixed feelings that I read your argument for why some smart editor should snatch up Jerry Ordway, who is not getting enough work drawing comics. During my time trying to work in the industry, I never achieved Ordway's position but editors did seem to think my work was good enough to use on occasion. It just never seemed to last very long. In my case, the problem had a lot to do with editorial turnover. Not long after some editor would take a liking to my work, he or she would leave the position and I would have to start all over, trying to get the attention of the new editor and to impress that person with my work.

Ordway has my sympathy for not having work at the moment but I also have to look at it this way. He got a lot more work than I did. I never got to write and draw Superman for years.

Well, I have no idea how well you write or draw but it's entirely possible, if not probable, that Jerry Ordway's a lot better than you are at one or both of those things.

There are a lot of things it helps to remember in a business like this and there are two allied concepts that are especially applicable in this situation. One is that no one is owed a career in comics…or any creative field. You may be owed specific work or a certain continuity of work due to specific promises, overt or implied, and it appears that to some extent, Jerry was. But apart from things like that, no one has a right to the career they seek.

And the other thought that's important to keep in mind is the sheer numerical reality of applicants versus openings. If at a given time, DC Comics is publishing enough material to keep 50 writers and artists comfortably engaged, and they get 600 submissions…well, a lot of folks aren't going to get work. Some of them would get hired if DC was publishing more books but that ain't the reality right now. You may think it's unfair and/or foolish of them to turn you down because you're so talented but the sheer arithmetic tells us that a lot of talented people are going to be turned down. There's no way to avoid it. In some ways, saying "That guy got to draw Superman…why can't I draw Superman?" is like saying "That guy won the lottery…why can't I win the lottery?"

Granted, that's not a perfect analogy since getting to draw Superman does depend on some editor looking at your work and thinking you're the guy, whereas the lottery is a random chance. But I don't think it hurts to remember that both are competitions in which basic math tells us that a lot of someones have to lose.

I think it's helpful to approach work in creative fields with a certain acceptance and even appreciation of how capricious gigs can be; how you often have no idea at all why you got Job A and lost Job B. The people I know who try to overthink these things usually only manage to frustrate themselves…or to build up some sense that they've been swindled out of hirings they deserved. If I meet with a producer or editor, I can certainly construct a logical, irrefutable argument in my mind as to why they'd be ninnies to not hire me on the spot…but why build my own expectations up to the point where I'll feel cheated if they don't arrive at the same conclusion? Most of the time, they won't.

And often, even when they want to, they don't because their plans fall through…for reasons that have nothing to do with me.

The secret, I think, goes back to something I learned from the actor Richard Chamberlain, as explained back in this post. He told me — here, let me copy-and-paste it into this post — "I don't consider myself a television actor. I'm an actor who is currently on television. I don't neglect the other things I can do and you shouldn't, either. It'll make you a better writer of anything you do if you broaden your horizons. It also means there will be more places where you can work."

So even though I at times tell people I'm a TV writer or a cartoon writer or a comic book writer, I don't think of myself as any one of those. I'm a writer who writes all those things plus other things that I feel like writing. In the case of comics, I started in '69 and I'm still at it. I'm writing an issue of the Garfield comic book today. In the past, there were months when I wrote five or six whole comics, times when I wrote one every so often. I've rarely had nothing to do in that form but there have been times I probably could not have made a living just writing comic books. So I wrote something else. It's important when you're a writer — or any kind of freelancer — to always have that "something else." In fact, even when I had multiple ongoing comics to write each month, I rarely did them all for one publisher.

The reason the Jerry Ordway matter resounds with some in the profession is that he's so well-liked and respected. There are other artists out there who wish they drew half as well as Jerry. And if he's not getting work, there's something really wrong there…not just for Jerry but for the industry. Maybe he needs to go off and write or draw in other fields…but if he does, it'll be comics' loss.

Today's Video Link

A celebration of the destruction of housing structure #4 in a motion picture context…

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Here is Bill Clinton with his argument that though he signed it into law, the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional and should be overturned. I agree that it is and should be. I don't quite buy his arguments for signing it. Yes, the D.O.M.A. perhaps headed off a Constitutional Amendment that might have been far more discriminatory and harder to reverse. I can accept that gays might have had less rights with the D.O.M.A. than without it. But if Clinton hadn't signed it, it would have become law anyway. Congress easily had the votes to override his veto. He did not make that law happen. He just endorsed it.

ME Vs. The Contractors

As I've mentioned here before, I somehow got on a list that is sold to building contractors. It's a list that purports to be of people who — and I have no idea how they claim to determine this — need construction work done on their homes. I do not need any construction work on my home and if I did, I have a great contractor who I'd call in to do it. Nevertheless, I get between five and ten calls a week from contractors yearning for customers.

In some cases, I believe the person phoning me is an actual contractor. In others, I suspect it's someone who was desperate for employment (there are such people these days) and who answered an ad somewhere that said they could make hundreds of bucks a day. They're then handed a hunk of this list and trained to call folks on it and try to drum up business…and if their calls result in sales, they'll receive a commission that might yield hundreds a day but probably won't. I feel kinda sorry for these people but not sorry enough to not be annoyed by the calls. The approaches fall into three categories…

  • The Honest Approach: "Hello, Mr. Evanier. Sorry to bother you but I'm Stan Shmendrake of Shmendrake Construction. I'm wondering if you're in need of any construction or repairs on your home at this time."
  • The Semi-Honest Approach: "Hello, Mr. Evanier. I'm calling on behalf of Shmendrake Construction. We're doing some work on a home in your area and one of your neighbors told us you might be in need of some construction or repair work."
  • The Outright Lying Approach: "Mark, hi. This is Stan with Shmendrake Construction. You may remember we spoke last August about that construction work you want to do on your home and you told me to give you a call around now and you might be ready."

I usually respond to the last of these by saying, "You're lying. We never spoke about any construction work and if I need any, I have a contractor." On Wednesday, I said exactly that to a caller who hoped to convince me I'd promised he could handle my planned renovations. He was a persistent cuss and he came back and said, "Well, how about giving us a chance to bid on your next job? It won't cost you anything and we just might be able to beat his price and save you a lot of money."

My response? "Why would I want to give a construction job to someone who began our relationship by lying to me?"

That didn't get rid of him, either. Instead he said, "May I just ask…what are you planning to do to your home?"

I decided to lie back at him. I have no attic and I already have a two-car garage so I said, "Well, if you must know, I'm going to have my contractor refinish my attic and expand my one-car garage to a two-car garage." Then I ended the conversation. That was Wednesday.

About an hour ago, I got a call…

"Mark, hi. This is Phil with Frazblatt Construction. We spoke last October and you told me you'd be ready soon to have someone refinish your attic and expand your one-car garage into a two-car garage and I should give you a call about now to come over and give you an estimate."

Go Read It!

Jerry Beck has a great post up about two men — Leon Schlesinger and Ed Selzer, who ran the Warner Brothers cartoon studio in its golden era. They didn't pay their geniuses well but they left them largely alone…and that turned out to be a great business model. No one got better, more valuable work out of creative talents in Hollywood than those two men.

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Ventriloquist Paul Winchell was one of my early heroes. I had, like many guys in my age bracket, my own little Jerry Mahoney ventriloquist figure and I watched everything "Winch" did on TV, trying to learn how to do what he did. I never wanted to be a professional ventriloquist or even a performer like him. I just wanted to be able to do a vague approximation of what he did because it was so wonderful.

In Paul's last few years, I worked with him (even directed him for cartoon voices) and got to know him a bit. I think "a bit" was about as well as anyone could get to know the man and I am still a bit stunned by the contrast between two memories I have. One is sitting in my parents' living room at age six or so watching this magical person on TV operating Jerry Mahoney. The other is me as an adult, sitting in Paul's living room watching him operating Jerry Mahoney for me and a few of our friends. In the latter memory, Paul and Jerry are doing jokes that would get bleeped on The Howard Stern Show. It was one of those "Gee, I've sure grown up" moments.

Paul's bachelor apartment — this was during a period he was separated from his wife — was the usual destination after we all had dinner at a delicatessen in Encino. Paul would hold court, talking about his career and his adventures in medicine and various inventions he'd come up with…and he'd tell dirty jokes. The dirtier, the better. He would also talk at length about his lawsuit with Metromedia over the Winchell-Mahoney Time TV series he'd done from 1965-1968. Metromedia had destroyed the tapes of the 288 episodes and Paul sued, asserting that as the copyright holder and a part-owner of the show, they'd destroyed something that was of potentially great value to him. He won a judgment of over $17 million dollars which was later pared down to a lower but still impressive number.

Here's a few surviving minutes from that show which, needless to say, I watched often…

Yesterday's Tweeting

  • Bill Clinton wants the Supreme Court to overturn the Defense of Marriage Act; says the guy who signed it was "obviously liquored up." 20:15:25

More on Late Night

So now we have this report that Howard Stern "may" take over Jimmy Fallon's time slot if indeed Fallon gets Leno's. Who says Stern is being "groomed" for it? Insofar as I can tell, it's one representative of Howard Stern and no one else. The oddest thing about all these rumors — Leno out, Fallon up, Stern in — is how thinly-sourced they are. The initial report in Hollywood Reporter still seems to be the only report that even claims to be coming from inside and even it leaves much to be desired. Here are the first and last paragraphs from it…

Is NBC preparing to announce Jay Leno's departure from The Tonight Show? The network says categorically no, but two high-level industry sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that NBC is moving toward a May announcement that the 2013-14 television season will be the last for Leno as host of the long-running late-night show. Sources expect the network to move Jimmy Fallon from his Late Night spot into the coveted 11:35 p.m. time slot with a soft launch during the summer of 2014 before a formal fall kickoff.

A Leno rep says, "We do not speculate on rumor." Whether the network finally executes the Tonight transition plan remains to be seen. Anyone with even a passing sense of Leno's personality knows that the hardworking comic would be reluctant to leave his perch, especially before his rival at CBS, David Letterman, announces his retirement. Leno and Letterman are both signed through 2014.

Based on that, a lot of websites and news outlets have concluded that Leno's been axed and that Fallon's getting his job. And now, some are acting like Howard Stern's been signed for 12:35 even though there's no report that anyone on the NBC payroll has even considered that. (Same with reports that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are going to take over one show or the other.)

Everyone on Leno's Tonight Show, by the way, is currently signed through September of 2014. I frankly don't understand that line about "…a soft launch during the summer of 2014 before a formal fall kickoff." Does that mean they're saying Fallon will take over in June or July but they won't really consider him as being in the job until Fall? When in the history of network television has that ever happened?

There's so much about this story that doesn't make sense including the fact that we haven't had a Bill Carter article in The New York Times saying that Leno is definitely out or in. I'd suggest no one believe anything about this until we have that…or an announcement on NBC stationery.

Another Great Idea That'll Go Nowhere

Yesterday, Congressman Rand Paul led a filibuster that ran close to 13 hours. Officially, it was to block the nomination of John O. Brennan's to head up the Central Intelligence Agency — a job for which he was confirmed today by a vote of 63 to 34. Unofficially, it was about Paul's demand for more information about the administration's domestic policy on imagined drone strikes against U.S. citizens. And in reality, it was probably just a stunt to get that attention and those donations. I guess it worked okay on this third count.

And since it did, we will probably see more of them. I would like to throw out a suggestion…

Next time someone does one of these, I think Comedy Central should interrupt its regular programming at the same time and send Jon Stewart and the correspondents on the Daily Show out to see if they can filibuster longer than the folks then doing it in Congress. If Mr. Stewart is off at his day job as a movie director, then Stephen Colbert. But just keep it going as long as — preferably a few minutes longer that — the one in Washington.

It would be enormously entertaining, plus we'll see if anyone can tell the difference between the elected officials and the comedians.

It's Miller Time!

I've been talking about the famed audience member "Mrs. Miller" here and it turns out I have her name wrong. It was actually Miss Miller. According to WikiPedia, which as we all know is never wrong about anything, her full name was Lillian Miller and she was born in 1897 and died in 1990 in Los Angeles. She began sitting in audiences back in 1940 in the days of radio and was on so many radio and TV programs that she eventually had to join AFTRA.

I seem to recall that when Merv Griffin launched either his CBS late night show or the syndicated series that followed that, Miss Miller was in all the commercials heralding his arrival. She really did become something of a celebrity.

My longtime pal Marc Wielage, who works in video production, wrote me to say…

Way back around 1982-1983, I actually worked for Merv Griffin for a couple of years when he owned Trans-American Video on Vine Street (located in the Merv Griffin Theater).

One time, I was standing out on Vine waiting for my partner Rod to pick me up from work, and an elderly woman came out, walking very slowly and standing at the curb. A car with another old woman rolled up, and the first elderly woman began berating her for being late, complaining about the weather, angry about her seat in the theater, and all that stuff… and of course, it was Mrs. Miller. Who knew she was a diva? Very angry woman.

The guys at TAV told me that Merv always made sure they saved a seat for her in every performance, though she only turned up 2 or 3 times a week. For some reason, Merv had a soft spot for her. I dunno what happened to her after Merv ended the show in 1986. Maybe switched over to Carson?

To me, the interesting question would be: Did she move out to Los Angeles when Merv did? Or did he move her? Or did she just decide that television production in New York was dying out so if she wanted to keep sitting in audiences, she had to go west?

Correction

I just received about eight messages at once telling me something I should have noticed: That given its date, the clip in the previous item couldn't have been from Jack Paar's Tonight Show. It's from his Friday night series.

Also, someone wrote to ask if this Mrs. Miller was the same Mrs. Miller who briefly had a recording career singing hit songs in an awkward, un-hip manner. Nope. Different Mrs. Miller.

Today's Video Link

Here's another of the few surviving clips from Jack Paar's era of The Tonight Show prime-time series that followed his run on The Tonight Show. The guests are comedian Milt Kamen and author Mary McCarthy. If you stay through to the end credits, you'll see the names of a few folks like Hal Gurnee and Pete Fatovich who much later worked on David Letterman's NBC show in, I believe, the same studio.

Seated with Paar at the outset is a woman known as Mrs. Miller, who gained a surprising fame for a time considering what she did. She went to taping and live broadcasts of TV shows. She reportedly just went from one to another — as she could — all day and all night. All the talk and game show hosts knew her and would point her out and sometimes involve her in the proceedings. Here, Paar brought her up on stage, probably on the pretext that the pages couldn't find a seat for her in the audience.

Don't get too enamored of these Paar clips. There aren't that many of them around. This is from 11/29/63, probably one of the first shows back from being off-the-air due to the Kennedy assassination…