Earlier This A.M.

We had a 3.3 earthquake this morning at 3:26 AM and it was centered less than two miles from where I reside. Apart from knocking over a few piles of books 'n' things, it did no visible damage here.

Lately, battling deadlines, I've usually been up at that hour but I went to bed around 2 and when the quake occurred, it woke me up — but I wasn't sure if I'd been awakened by an earthquake in my dream or in reality. Too sleepy to get up, I quickly reasoned that it hadn't set off my alarm system or any of the immediate neighbors', nor had my power gone out. So I wasn't going to worry about it…and back to sleep I went a few minutes later. I got up this morning to find that no, I did not dream it. And that's about all I have to say on that topic.

Today's Video Link

Hey, here's a surprise. It's Billy Crystal's monologue from the 1993 Academy Awards, complete with Clint Eastwood in the front row…

My Tweets from Yesterday

  • Y'know, if Clint Eastwood was the kind of man he plays on screen, his speech to the G.O.P. would have included his views on gay marriage. 11:32:48

To Tell the Truth

I think way too much in politics is made out of little "gotcha" mistakes. It's like some people watch The Enemy and look for any slight misstatement…or even something which can be yanked out of context to create an attack point. During the last presidential election, there was one moment when Barack Obama said something about campaigning in "all 57 states." There was a moment when John McCain was asked about a blatantly racist statement that one of his supporters had made and McCain said, "I couldn't agree with him more."

Obviously, Obama misspoke. He did not actually think there were 57 states. Obviously, McCain misheard. He did not agree with the statement and later issued a statement saying so. I think candidates do lie and do say disingenuous things but adults should be able to distinguish between a clumsy bit of wording and an out-and-out falsehood. That is, adults who aren't trying to build a case against someone and who are willing to warp the truth to achieve their goal.

Back when Al Gore was running in 2000, he said more than a few clumsy things. He also said a few things that were true, though perhaps awkwardly phrased…like how he'd "invented the Internet" and that thing about him and his then-wife being the models for characters in the novel, Love Story. He really said nothing false there but his opponents did a good job of selling paraphrases of what he did say as evidence that Gore was some sort of psychotic habitual liar. My right-wingest friend Roger and I had some spirited debates over this. He had his differences with Gore over policies and priorities and I can respect that kind of thing. I just don't buy this drive to go past that and paint the candidate as mentally ill. I felt the same way about attempts to portray McCain last time around as senile.

Anyway, I dug around in old e-mails and found one Roger wrote to me during the 2000 election. We were debating whether Gore was a congenital liar because, you know, he'd said he "invented the Internet," as everyone quoted him as saying even though he hadn't used those words. Roger wrote to me, in part…

I have trouble voting to trust the country to someone who would say something that is so misleading. I value honesty above all other traits in a leader. You are correct that Gore did not exactly say he'd invented the Internet and I even agree that he did have a role in its establishment and that Drudge was wrong to say he hadn't. But Drudge was not wrong to say that Gore's statement was an exaggeration. It was not candid truth. Yes, he did later clarify it but that's because he got caught and had to back off what he'd said. It convinces me that he is not the man who should be trusted with the presidency.

So that's what he wrote then. This morning, I wrote to Roger…

I was wondering if you'd seen the item about how Paul Ryan was asked on a talk show what his best time was back when he used to run marathons. He replied, "Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something." It turns out that his best time was actually a little over four hours and once called on this — i.e., once he got caught — he admitted it was so.

To me, this sounds like a harmless mistake but I'm guessing it means you consider Ryan a man who should not be trusted with the vice-presidency. It's certainly a clearer falsehood than any of the supposed "lies" that caused you to conclude Al Gore shouldn't be in the White House. Right?

His reply…

There's a big difference there but I'm not surprised you don't see it. Ryan is a good man who misspoke. Gore was a congenital liar.

This is not about Roger, who's a decent guy in spite of (I feel) being too eager to believe any negative thing said about the opposition. I never believed that George W. Bush was stupid or that he had advance knowledge of 9/11 or that he'd taken billions in bribes from oil-rich Saudis but there are folks out there who believe absolutely everything about Barack Obama as long as it's properly demonizing. (I was amazed by this piece by David Frum about a large part of the right-wing that takes it as obvious and indisputable that Obama is gay. I suspect among those people, that's because it's the worst thing they can find to say about anyone.)

I will be unhappy if Romney wins. So, I suspect, will a lot of the folks who'll vote for him, though perhaps not right away. But I'll be my unhappiest if he wins not because people decided his actual proposals and visions were right for the U.S. but because they were convinced that they had to get rid of the Muslim Socialist Commie who wants to destroy Medicare. Oh — and you knew he was gay, right?

Today's Video Link

Hey, look! It's Billy Crystal's monologue from the 1992 Academy Award Ceremony…

Recommended Reading

I haven't linked to a Matt Taibbi piece in a long time so here are three links, all worth your clicking-on and perusing.

For Rolling Stone, Taibbi wrote a long piece about Mitt Romney and Bain Capital. There's a tendency to think of Romney as the candidate of Big Business but the takeaway from Taibbi's article is that Romney is the candidate of one kind of Big Business…and not the kind that creates jobs and brings forth new, innovative products. He's from the kind of Big Business that turns a profit even if it means strip-mining the other kind of Big Business. You can read this article here.

If you do, follow it up with this P.S. blog post. And then you might read Taibbi's post about the Republican Convention.

Taibbi, by the way, is not pro-Obama. Judging from his past articles, he'll be just as rough or rougher on the Democratic Convention. He thinks both parties are abetting those who screw over taxpayers and the middle class to amass excessive wealth. If anything, he's rougher on Democrats because he doesn't expect anything better from Republicans. I don't always agree with the guy but I wish I could disagree with him more than I do.

The Cat Comes Back

So I work on this TV series called The Garfield Show. They call me its Supervising Producer — a title so meaningless to me that, I swear to you, I just went and looked at the beginning of an episode to make sure that's my title. It is…but I prefer to tell people I write a lot of the show and I direct the voices. We are currently in production on Season 4…and whenever I mention that to someone who follows the show (there are such people), they go, "Huh? What happened to Season 3?"

The Garfield Show is produced for the international market and the program's seen in the darnedest countries. It's on everywhere but sometimes, it isn't on in America. Cartoon Network ran the first two seasons over and over and over and over and over and over and even over until they'd run 'em as many times as their contract allowed. Then there was some sort of snag in negotiations and it's taken until just recently to make a deal that will allow them to run Season 3, which has long since aired in other nations and to also get in more runs of the first two seasons in this country. They start doing this on Tuesday.

The time slot (10 AM in most time zones) allows for two half-hours, back-to-back. On Tuesday, they'll fill it with "Garfield's Furry Tales," a four-part, one-hour episode in which Garfield reads a story about a prince who looks like Jon Arbuckle and an evil viceroy who sounds strangely like Stan Freberg and there's a dragon in there and…well, I hope you'll tune in.

Most other days for the next few weeks, the first half-hour will be a new show. The second will be a rerun…and someplace in there, they'll broadcast a few more of the new hour-long episodes. I presume. They never tell me anything and so far, I'm finding this stuff out when I check my TiVo listings. If you have a tenth as much fun watching these as we did making them, you're going to have a good time. Indeed.

Today's Video Link

And now, here's Billy Crystal's monologue at the 1991 Academy Awards ceremony…

(By the way, as I post these, ignore any mention of a "billion people" watching the telecast. That's a highly-ridiculous claim.)

Conventional Planning

For those of you interested in the WonderCon/San Francisco/Anaheim story, the always-on-top-of-everything Heidi McDonald has an interview over at Publishers Weekly with conman David Glanzer. (I don't mean David would con you. I mean he's a man who runs cons. And very well, I might add…)

My Tweets from Yesterday

  • If I were Barack Obama, I'd invite Clint Eastwood to come on stage at the Democratic Convention and ask those questions to my face. 10:25:21
  • Clint Eastwood. He talks to the trees but they don't listen to him. 17:05:24
  • The G.O.P. should forget about Romney and just run that empty chair. It'll tell us as much about what it wants to cut as Mitt will. 17:07:02
  • Obama's acceptance speech: They put an empty chair by him and he tells it, "Clint, you can afford to pay what you paid under Clinton!" 20:59:50