My Tweets from Yesterday

  • I'm starting a campaign to get the new TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES cartoon cancelled so I can book Rob Paulsen on a Monday morning. 15:41:42
  • Every time I see "Jake Gyllenhaal" on a billboard, I think of every agent who ever told a young actor he had to change his name. 15:42:42
  • It was called a major humiliation in 2000 when Al Gore didn't carry his home state. Anyone notice how Romney's polling in all of his? 15:44:44