- I'm on hold being told over and over by a recording my call is very important to them. My patience is appreciated during this brief wait. 08:58:07
- They apologize for this unusual delay. The next available banker will be with me as soon as possible. "A.S.A.P." is 19 min. so far. 08:59:26
- My friend Alex is taking the Republican approach to his marriage. He wants to repeal and replace. 09:02:03
- I'm actually talking with the next available banker. How did that happen? 09:15:12
- The next available banker is a lady. Being a guy, I find myself more interested in the next unavailable banker. 09:16:41
- I'm explaining to the next available banker how her own system works. No wonder this next available banker was available. 09:19:50
- The next available banker can't solve my problem so I'm on hold for the next available banker after the first next available banker. 09:21:20
- Wondering how long this would take if my call WASN'T very important to them… 09:24:16
- Mozart loses something when they interrupt every 16 bars to tell you to stay on the line because your call is very important to them. 09:30:01
- I'd almost like them to say "We'll get around to you when we feel like it because your call doesn't matter that much to us." 09:31:18