- At the Daytime Emmys. Surrounded by soap opera stars, talk show hosts and Gloria Allred. 18:31:59
- I'm hoping Gloria Allred sexually harasses me so I can demand she sue herself. 18:33:40
- I'm wearing a tuxedo. Kinda depressing to realize this is as good as I'm ever going to look. 18:35:24
- First category: Best Performance by a Heartless Bitch in a Supporting Role. 18:36:30
- By the way: The tux is not rented. But I am. 18:45:13
- Seated with June Foray in the front row. If she doesn't win, I'm making her walk home. 18:46:37
- Before June and I present, we have to sit through about 90 minutes of awards that some people will care passionately about. But we don't. 18:49:16
- The Ellen Degeneres Show is winning big. Just to piss off the 8 people in that Million Mother group. 19:21:30
- You can apparently get a job on Days of Our Lives if you're really, really loud. 20:09:04
- We just presented. June got the only standing ovation of the evening so far. 20:34:24
- June Foray just won an Emmy! 20:45:03
- Is this woman going to party ALL night? 23:26:30
- Now she's dancing on the table! 23:35:50