Birther the Blues

John McCain, doing a feeble impression of the old and reasonable John McCain, says that Barack Obama's name will definitely appear on the ballot in Arizona. He's stating the obvious but it's nice to hear him say it.

David Weigel explains about all the "Birther" lawsuits and beliefs. By the way, the McCain campaign lawyer he quotes in there, Trevor Potter, is the gent you've seen occasionally on The Colbert Report advising Stephen Colbert about his Super PAC.

While we're on this subject: Dennis Donohoe wrote me to say…

I also am confused by what the Arizona Secretary of State is doing. However, I beg to differ when you say that people who questioned Bush's victory over Gore in Florida have dropped the matter. Many public figures (Democrats) still complain about and question the results of that election. I also seem to recall you referring to Bush's "alleged" victory over Gore. However, it may have been a joke or my memory may be bad. Just this past weekend we had a barbecue with friends and one of them brought up the Florida issue and still didn't accept that Bush had won and clearly has not dropped the matter.

You're right. There are Democrats who still moan about Bush/Gore but it's not the mainstream. You never saw Democratic leaders fanning the flames to anger their base the way many elected Republicans still do about Obama's citizenship. I also think there's more to complain about there, not about the count itself but about five Supreme Court Justices who many of us think threw the law and logic aside to just install the guy they wanted.

My own feeling for what it's worth is that we do a sloppy job of counting votes in this country. The banking system would collapse if it was as bad at counting your money as the election system is at counting your vote. I don't think people are stuffing ballot boxes. I think the folks opening them are doing a clumsy job at tallying what's in them. That bothers me as does this mindset of "If we won, the election was fair." I didn't see one Republican who said, "I'm glad Bush won but I'm real uncomfortable with how the counting was done…and how it was stopped."

But getting back to what I said: I should have remembered the Internet Rule that I made up long ago, which is that you need to avoid most absolute statements and stick in a "most" or other qualifier. If I write here that "No one in the world believes that John Quincy Adams is alive and running an Arby's on the planet Neptune," I'll eventually hear from someone who'll write, "That's not so. My uncle believes he has proof of that!" I should have just said that Democrats were more accepting of the loss to Bush than Republicans have been of the loss to Obama.

A Bit More on Comic-Con…

I just noticed this interview with David Glanzer, who's one of the main people who makes Comic-Con and WonderCon happen each year. David doesn't even know yet if WonderCon is going back to San Francisco next year but I know he'd like that to happen.

And I hear there are still some hotel rooms for San Diego available on the convention website. If you're going to need one, grab it now.

Also: During the Comic-Con this year, Petco Park next door will be filled with zombies and the walking dead. And this will be different from watching the Padres play the Colorado Rockies…how?

Today's Video Link

The late Robert Goulet had a long, successful career in show business. In the last decade or so, he became the subject of a number of jokes that I suspect flowed from the fact that he did some movies and shows he probably should not have done. Nevertheless, I thought he was a tremendous talent. If a magic genie granted me the power to have any singing voice in the world, it would be a toss-up between Mel Tormé and this guy.  And I think he, the band and the back-up singers were all live for this number…and given that it was The Dean Martin Show, probably expected to get it in one take…

Comic-Con's A-Coming!

Hard to believe but it's 54 days until the 2012 Comic-Con International commences. Actually, it's 53 days until Preview Night when the hall is filled with attendees. I don't know why we talk of the con opening on Thursday when it's about as open as it gets on Wednesday evening.

I am in no way an officer or official or representative of the con. I'm just a guest and a guy who does a lot of panels. But I get a lot of questions and I'll try to answer some here…

If the con is sold out, how do I get tickets? It is sold out, true. If you keep your eye on the con website, you may see some more become available. Tickets are non-transferrable so if someone who has some decides they can't use them, they'll usually get a refund from the con itself which will then put them up for sale. You might also talk to exhibitors. Someone who purchases a booth gets a certain number of passes for those it will have staffing their exhibits. They may have more passes than they need.

What if I buy those super-expensive tickets on eBay? You'll probably regret it. Some of them are counterfeit and even the real ones are, like I said, non-transferrable. The con has turned people away who arrived with what they thought were legit tickets.

I have a pass. How do I get a hotel room? Keep looking. As with tickets, more may become available through the convention website. Another thing to do is to spend a bit of time on Google. If I needed a place to stay, I think I'd try that. The convention center is serviced by a very efficient trolley system and the Pacific Surfliner train on the Amtrak line can get you within walking distance (or a cheap taxi ride). I would look at those maps and see what's available along those routes.

Hey, have you heard anything about whether WonderCon is moving back to San Francisco next year and when it is? I've heard it's likely but not certain. For some reason, the Moscone Center in San Francisco won't commit to dates as far in advance as most other convention centers. The convention does want to return to that city by the bay.

Getting back to San Diego, what should I be doing now to prep for that convention? Firm up your travel plans, especially if you're flying. (Note that I've retired my usual joke about how if you need a parking space, leave now. But it's still applicable.)

Do you need any more nominations for the Bill Finger Award? Not for this year, thanks. The committee has made its selections and I'm very pleased with our picks. The names will be announced in the next week or so on the convention site and on this one.

How many panels will you be moderating at this year's Comic-Con? I'm currently at 13 and I expect to add a few more. They will include as usual: Two Cartoon Voice panels, another panel on how to break into that field, Quick Draw!, a panel with Sergio and me, Cover Story, the annual Jack Kirby Tribute and some spotlight interviews of guests. There will probably not be a Golden Age/Silver Age Panel because as I've explained here, there just won't be enough qualified people at the convention to populate such a thing.

If you have more questions about the con — and you probably do — I refer you again to the convention website. It's real good and full of useful info, more of which will appear there in the coming weeks. I highly recommend giving it a good once-over just before you attend. It's especially helpful to study the Programming Guide before you get there and I'll let you know when it's posted…probably 2-3 weeks before the con. Which (gasp!) isn't that far off.

My Tweets from Yesterday

  • Today's potatoes are from Clawson Farms in Shelley, ID. Or so five men would like me to believe. 21:52:53

Birth Marks

This is another one of those "I don't get this" matters. The Secretary of State in Arizona, a man named Ken Bennett, is now saying he might not allow the name of Barack Obama on the ballot in the upcoming presidential election; not unless he has some solid proof that Obama was indeed born where he says he was born. I don't get why he's making a public issue of this.

Bennett says he's not a "birther." Well, of course not. He can't afford to be because he's going to have to accept proof.

We all know who the birthers are. They're people who desperately want to believe that Barack Obama was never really President of the United States. They're not like those of us who didn't like George W. Bush. We liked the idea of Bush not getting a second term but we only briefly indulged our fantasy that proof would come out that Gore had gotten more votes in Florida. Once it was apparent that no such proof would be forthcoming — not that Bush had won fairly but that it couldn't be proven he had — we dropped the matter. Birthers are still demanding recounts of the recounts of the recounts.

Birthers never give up. No matter what proof comes out that indicates Obama was born where he says he was born, they just say "It's an obvious forgery" and it emboldens them to demand something else they can claim is fake. They demand Obama play their game while at the same time fixing the rules so he can never prove what they demand he prove.

Mr. Bennett doesn't have that luxury. At some point, his opposite number in Hawaii is going to send him the kind of affirmation that Secretaries of State always accept from each other. He'll be told Hawaii stands behind Obama's birth certificate and what's Bennett going to do then? Challenge the right of Hawaii to verify its own documents? Argue that the Secretary of State there really isn't the Secretary of State there?

So what I don't get is why he went public with his "Obama might not be on the ballot" thing. He may earn some points from the Birthers in his state today but before long, he's going to disappoint them and be condemned as a sell-out who's joined the conspiracy to keep a Kommie Kenyan in the White House. Not one of them is going to say, "Well, I guess if Ken Bennett accepts Hawaii's word for it, we ought to."

Maybe we oughta start a movement claiming that Ken Bennett isn't eligible to be Secretary of State. And whatever proof he provides of birthplace or residency, we'll just say it was obviously created last Tuesday in Photoshop…probably by the same group that's trying to convince us that Jan Brewer is governor there.

Ernie Chan, R.I.P.

I am back, alas, with an obit. Ernie Chan, one of the most prolific comic artists in American comics of the seventies, has died at the age of 71. His death (from cancer) comes right after the passing of his Filipino colleague Tony DeZuniga just last week.

As mentioned then here: In the early seventies, DeZuniga opened the door for the many comic artists in the Philippines to work for the publishers in this country, starting with DC Comics. Due to the different economy, DC found themselves able to get professionally-drawn comic book pages for a fraction of what they paid American artists. The work also was often quite excellent and work by Filipino illustrators filled DC's ghost, war and western comics. To the great frustration of management, those artists rarely seemed to be able to produce what the company wanted for its mainstay, the super-hero titles. Time and again, DC tried those artists out on Superman, Batman or other such features and the result was usually unsatisfactory. Ernie Chan, whose name then was Ernie Chua, was a rare exception.

Ernie "got" the style that was wanted. In fact, he did it so well that when he relocated to the United States — for personal reasons and to earn American rates — he wound up doing hundreds of covers for DC and drawing the Batman feature for several years. Readers also knew him for his long association with Conan the Barbarian at Marvel, finishing the pencil work of John Buscema and sometimes drawing stories on his own. He was fast and dependable and very much in demand.

I believe I met Ernie at the San Diego Comic Con (now the Comic-Con International) in 1976. He and Alfredo Alcala were doing wonderful color sketches for fans at bargain rates to raise money to help an ailing artist-friend back in the Philippines. I commissioned one from each and as Ernie worked on his, he told me proudly how he'd just achieved U.S. citizenship and had taken the opportunity to change his surname from Chua to Chan, restoring the original family name that had been changed against their will — I don't recall just why.

I asked him if he was going to start signing his comic book work as Ernie Chan. He said he was trying to decide that. People knew him as Chua and there was the thought that one should keep one's "brand" intact.  As he was very close to finishing my piece, I asked him to sign it "Ernie Chan" and he did…and before the con was out, he decided to sign all his drawings that way. So I think I have very first drawing by Ernie Chan. I'm sorry to hear that now someone someplace has the last.

Soup's On!

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It's been a while since I had to do this so I'd better explain: There's a widespread Internet Custom that no one but me practices. When you're swamped with Things To Do…when you're busier than John Travolta's legal staff and you won't be blogging at our usual pace, you put up a picture of can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup. This is a clear and well-understood way to tell the world, "I'm busy! I won't be posting when you might expect me to be posting!" I will be back in a day or three when things calm down…or when I have to post a sudden obit, whichever occurs first. Aloha!

Today's Video Link

PBS debuted that documentary about Johnny Carson this week. In case you didn't see it (or can't in your area), I've embedded a window below which, at least for a while, should show you the entire two-hour presentation.

I thought it was generally very good…a bit too fawning in some areas. I think there actually are areas where Carson gets too little credit — his wisdom about how to manage his show, for instance. Or his role model for stand-up comedians of a couple of generations. But there were points in the doc where it got a bit repetitive hearing what he meant to those who advanced their careers on his show. I'm also a bit skeptical about the psychological deductions, especially trying to explain Johnny in terms of his mother. Was this analysis of the Carson psyche a view held by those close to him? Or was it the construction of someone who barely if ever knew or talked with Johnny? It sounded like the latter.

The other thing I'll kvetch about is that documentaries about comedians seem to always cut the clips too tight. It's like they have a piece of video with a straight line set-up and then the funny reply…and they just use the funny reply because, well, we've got a lot to cover and that's the part people laugh at. The video of Johnny's last appearance — the cameo on Letterman's show — would have been so much more meaningful if they'd showed the set-up with Calvert DeForest so you could see what a surprise Johnny's entrance was and that he didn't just walk out onto the stage as a star appearance but as the punch-line to a nicely-constructed joke. In fact, here's the whole clip of that spot with Dave…

They always seem to do this with documentaries about comedians. You get the feeling someone is saying, "This is going on PBS. We can't leave a lot of jokes in!"

But there was a lot in there. I'll probably watch it again this weekend and may write more about it. I may also write something about why I think Ken Tucker misses the whole point of Carson in his Entertainment Weekly review. It isn't that Johnny did this or that better or worse than Steve Allen or other talk show providers. It's that Johnny connected with America in a way that none of the other guys ever did…or probably ever will. Even if we thought they were funnier, they never mattered to us as human beings the way Carson did.

Anyway, here's the special in case you need to watch it here…

VIDEO MISSING

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Hey, check out this slide show of photos from the earlier days of Las Vegas. I wish I'd been around in those days.

Recommended Reading

Mitt Romney's plan for Medicare is vague, probably deliberately so. The less you divulge of a plan some people won't like, the less likely you are to lose the votes of those people.

Patrick Caldwell summarizes what we know of it. It pretty much comes down to privatizing the system so that the government-run system loses strength and the funding it would get goes to privately-owned, for-profit insurance plans. And the elderly would have to pay a lot more out of their own pockets to get comparable care and coverage. Okay, so Grandma might not be able to afford all her prescriptions but we do have to help the insurance companies make more money and keep taxes low for the wealthy.

Today's Video Link

James Lipton gives Mitt Romney advice on how to come across as a more "authentic" human being. This is a little like Newt Gingrich counselling couples on how to have a long, faithful marriage but here you are…