My Trip, Part 2

This posting is more or less continued from this one.

The other thing I was oddly aware of on this trip was how much of it was made possible by technology that didn't exist a decade or two ago. This is leaving aside all the improved hardware and software components which the airport, airline, rental car company, etc. employ to do what they do. I'm just talking about things I was able to do for me because of the Internet, my laptop computer, my iPad, my iPhone and a few other little inventions that handle data. Not all that long ago, I would have booked this trip by calling a travel agent I had named Brenda…or at least, I would have phoned a couple of airlines and asked them when their flights were and then I would have had to find a hotel…

Here's a probably-not-complete list of technology-type things I did that made this trip a breeze. These are not necessarily in any order…

  • Via home computer, researched flights and prices online.
  • Via home computer, booked trip online.
  • Via home computer, researched hotels online.
  • Via home computer, booked two of my three one-night hotel reservations.
  • Via iPhone, booked the other one three hours before check-in.
  • Via home computer, researched car rental rates online.
  • Via home computer, booked car rental with Hertz.
  • Via iPhone at appropriate times, confirmed all of the above.
  • Via home computer, wrote and printed out copies of my itinerary.
  • Via home computer, researched driving directions online.
  • Via home computer, uploaded addresses to Hertz NeverLost website so they would be transferred to the GPS in my rental car.
  • Via home computer, printed out driving direction maps to have along in case GPS failed or was unavailable.
  • Via home computer, researched needed addresses (restaurants, supermarkets) near hotels.
  • Via home computer, researched airports to see how to get around and where to eat during layover.
  • Via home computer, booked space at parking lot near LAX for my car while away.
  • Via home computer, transmitted various details of trip via e-mail to folks I'd be seeing on the trip.
  • Via iPhone, checked in for flights and verified departure times.
  • Via iPad during flight, used Delta app to track progress of flight (I told one flight attendant what time we'd be getting in and at what gate).
  • Via iPad during flight, used Delta iPad app to verify that my luggage had been transferred from first plane to second.
  • Via iPad during flight, used wi-fi to answer e-mail, Tweet, post on blog, play Sudoku and, using Kindle app, read books.
  • Via iPad at airports, did some of that while waiting for flights.
  • Via laptop at Indianapolis Airport, wrote much of a Garfield script, Tweeted and caught up on e-mail while waiting for flight.
  • Via laptop in hotel rooms, did some writing, e-mail, blog posting and Tweeting.
  • Via Hertz NeverLost GPS, found my way around Indiana.
  • Via iPad during business meetings, took notes and synched them with iPhone and laptop.
  • Via iPhone, located RadioShack to purchase a needed computer part.
  • Via iPhone throughout trip, kept in touch with people (calls to my home number were forwarded to it).
  • Via Bluetooth Headset, used iPhone while driving.

…and I'm sure there are others. The biggie may be that next-to-the-last one because it's like being able to carry your home phone around with you wherever you go. Remember when we had to find pay phones every hour or three and use little beepers to call in and see if we had any messages? I was actually able to handle some important matters while driving the freeway thanks to the last two. And throughout the trip, I always knew where I was, where I was going, how to get there, what to expect when I got there and so forth.

Years ago, I was the first person I knew to get a TiVo. In fact, for the first few months I had one, I had to demonstrate it to practically everyone who came over. When some asked me what good it was, I had a very simple explanation: From now on, I am in control of my TV watching. I watch what I want when I want. I do not have to rearrange my life to be home to watch a certain show or even to program its recording. The shows I want to watch are on when I want to watch them and I can pause them in the middle, go do something else, come back to them, replay something I want to see again, etc. I own my TV instead of the other way around.

In a similar way because of technology, I no longer feel as "owned" by the problems of travel. I no longer feel as disconnected from the life I've configured for myself here. I take my phone with me. I take my work with me. I know where I'm going and how to get there and a lot more about what's going to happen when I'm there. There are variables and alien experiences, true…but they now feel like the exception when I travel instead of the norm.

Just before I left L.A., I delivered a foreword I wrote for a forthcoming book. Not all that long ago, to deliver my writing would have meant printing it out on paper, stuffing it in an envelope, addressing the envelope, calculating and affixing postage and dropping it off at the post office or Fedex, and it would arrive in a day or three. Now, it means addressing an e-mail (two seconds), attaching the file and hitting "send" and the recipient, if he's checking his e-mail, will have it in well under a minute.

I did it the modern way from my home computer just before I left Los Angeles. While in Muncie, I was in a meeting with Jim Davis and other folks involved with The Garfield Show when I received an e-mail from the editor for whom I'd done the foreword. The file was somehow corrupted.

Something like that happened to me on a trip to New York about twenty years ago. I was up at the DC offices and I called home to see if I had any messages. There was one sent several hours earlier from an editor (not with DC) saying that a script I'd sent before leaving had not arrived and FedEx had no idea where it was. Could I send it again?

What I had to do back then was…

  1. Call my assistant and tell her to rush over to my house.
  2. Call her later when she was there and talk her through turning on my computer, navigating to the proper file and printing out a new copy.
  3. Tell her where to find the publisher's FedEx number and address so she could prepare a new mailing.
  4. Have her go to the FedEx office and send off a new copy.

From the time the editor left his message telling me of the need to the time the new copy was printed out and sent was about four hours and then it took 18 more for it to get to him. Plus, there was all that hassle for my assistant having to drop everything and rush to my house.

Last Thursday, I got his message instantly, hit a few commands on my iPad and he had a new copy of the manuscript three moments later. It was on my iPad, by the way, courtesy of Dropbox.

I love technological advances. I can't wait to see what we'll have twenty years from now that will make those three moments seem like an eternity of wasted time and effort.

Today's Video Link

Marc Tyler Nobleman has a new book coming out…one that may help folks to understand why every year at the Comic-Con in San Diego, we give out The Bill Finger Award to two writers who've contributed much to comics but without receiving sufficient recognition and/or reward. Here's a little video trailer for it…

My Tweets from Yesterday

  • Today's potatoes are from Circle C Ranch in Hamer, ID. And I'll still bet they were packed by a guy named Luke. 20:52:44
  • Just had 1st disappointing 5 Guys meal. Burger was overdone, fries were underdone. To their credit, the Dasani bottled water was perfect. 21:58:14

Go See It!

Anonymous comic blogger "Robby Reed" puts together elaborate histories on his fine site, Dial "B" for Blog. He occasionally closes down shop and each time, we never know if he'll be back or not. He's closing down again with installment #600 — perhaps for a while, perhaps forever — but he's going out with a great overview of the career and impact of Jack Kirby. Go there when you have a little time because it's not a quick read…and make sure your computer speakers are on so you can hear the soundtrack.

From the E-Mailbag…

This comes from a person who'd prefer to remain nameless. And if I thought like this, I'd prefer to remain nameless, too…

I read your friend's article about the gay teacher and that's very nice. I have no problem with gays as teachers as long as they don't try to indoctrinate but I do have a problem with the whole gay rights thing. Maybe it's different where you are working in show business but I have always had a problem approving of the idea of two men or two women as a couple. I hope you don't think I'm a bad person for this but I respect your writing and your blog even when I disagree with your politics and wonder if you could expand a little on what you wrote.

No, I don't think you're a bad person because of your viewpoint. You might be for other reasons. And when you write "I have a problem" or "I have no problem," you're off to a good start because you're realizing, perhaps subconsciously, that it is all a matter of your problems. Those of us who have no problem with Gay Rights have no problems at all in this area…except maybe with those who have their own problems about it.

The thing is: No one is really asking you to approve or disapprove of homosexuality. I mean, you can if you want just as I can believe that certain of my friends are in unhealthy (for them) relationships regardless of whether there's one of each gender in the couple. But I don't have a right to stop them from being together or want my government to discourage or condemn their union.

I know plenty of gay people. I can't give you a number because I know lots of people who might be gay but I don't know whether they are or they aren't, nor do I think much about it. And it works fine for me to file it in the "none of my business" folder and just ignore it unless they bring it up for some reason. I suspect a lot of folks who oppose Gay Marriage simply don't encounter many gay people or don't recognize it in the ones around them.

Some of the more vocal opponents certainly have some bizarre ideas about homosexuality; that it's a "choice," that it can be prayed-away, etc. The oddest are those who bring procreation into the matter…you know, like we have to stop Gay Marriage because the world will run out of people if everyone isn't out there reproducing. What they don't get is that even if there were a crisis of Not Enough Babies, no legislation is going to cause Adam and Steve to give birth. It's kind of off the menu with those boys.

As the saying goes, they're here, they're queer, get used to it. I long ago got used to the idea that some people like to sleep with folks who have the same physical equipment. It doesn't bother me one bit and despite some hysterical, illogical screeds about it "destroying traditional marriage," I don't see that allowing it harms anything. On the other hand, blocking it establishes all sorts of ugly precedents about government control of the sex lives of consenting adults. That's where the danger is in all this; that, plus the fact that some pretty sleazy politicians have been able to demagogue this issue and use it for donations and votes.

I was pleased today to see Vice-President Biden come out for Gay Marriage and to suggest it's now the stance of the Administration. They should have done this years ago and I'm hoping that the Obama crew has made a wise calculation, as they often do on this kind of issue, that it's no longer Bad Politics for Democrats.

Cat Chat

Jim Davis, with whom I dined not 72 hours ago in Muncie, talks about the new Garfield comic book which is written by me and drawn by Gary Barker. I'm a little confused as to whether the first issue is out yet but if it isn't, it will be soon. I have printed copies here of all three variant editions. (Insides are the same in all…only the cover differs.)

Today's Video Link

The last few days, I've been posting videos featuring Big Daddy, the group I liked that took contemporary songs and rearranged them so they sounded like they were recorded in the fifties. Big Daddy more or less disbanded a few years ago to the disappointment of a lot of fans. But I'm delighted to report that some configuration of the band has resurfaced with their version of the love theme from the movie, Titanic. Here they are, back from the dead for the second time. At least…

VIDEO MISSING

My Trip, Part 1

I made a whirlwind trip to Muncie, Indiana last week. Flew Delta to Indianapolis on Tuesday…a good flight, by the way. I remember when "Delta Airlines" was an automatic punchline in Johnny Carson monologues. It was just kind of accepted by all that they were an airline the way ketchup was a vegetable. The company sure did a good job rebuilding its reputation. Maybe there's hope for John Edwards.

As usual, Hertz decided to give me a much-larger rental vehicle than I'd requested. The last time I was in Indiana, they somehow thought I'd come to move pianos. This time, they thought I was going to be going around, taking children to and from school. Oh, they called it a Dodge Caravan but I know a bus when I see one. The Hertz guy said it was all they had that wasn't a sub-compact or whatever they call the tiniest, Hot Wheels-sized autos they carry. If I didn't want the bus, I could wait for something else but when I asked how long that wait might be, he had no idea. Could have been ten minutes. Could have been ten days. If he had a better estimate than that, he wasn't about to share it with me.

I took the bus and didn't like driving it. Actually, I didn't feel like I was driving it. I felt like it was driving me. I spent the night in Indianapolis then drove to Muncie the next day, stopping off en route for lunch with a friend I haven't seen in way too long.

A couple thoughts kept coming at me throughout this trip. One is the takeover of chains wherever you go these days. A few years back when Carolyn and I motored from Columbus, Ohio to Muncie, we had our hearts set on finding a rustic Mom-'n'-Pop restaurant for lunch. All we saw, at least from the I-70 was chains: Arby's, Denny's, Burger King, Bob Evans, KFC, Arby's, Denny's, Bob Evans, KFC, McDonald's, Subway, Subway, Subway, Burger King, Arby's, Denny's, Bob Evans, KFC, McDonald's, Arby's, Denny's, another Subway, Burger King, Applebee's, Bob Evans, KFC, etc. Here and there, a Five Guys or a Waffle House. "The chains," I deduced, have a lock on all the freeway locations and signs. If we want to find a non-chain place to dine, we're going to have to get off the 70 and drive a mile or two in some direction."

So we did that and we saw Arby's, Denny's, Bob Evans, KFC, McDonald's, Arby's, Denny's, Bob Evans, KFC, McDonald's, et al. No restaurants that there were only one of.

We stopped at a CVS Pharmacy just east of the Indiana/Ohio divide to get some supplies…and I must say how comforting it is in some states to know that no matter what ailment befalls you, you are never more than ten steps from a CVS Pharmacy. In Virginia a few years back, we came out of a CVS Pharmacy and standing in its parking lot, I swear, I could see three other CVS Pharmacies. At the one in Ohio, Carolyn asked a saleslady if she could recommend a great place to have lunch.

She said, "We all like the Bob Evans down by the freeway."

Carolyn explained that we didn't want a Bob Evans; that we wanted a non-chain restaurant. The woman didn't know of one. She consulted several other employees and none of them knew of one, either. (One said, "How about the Outback Steakhouse? There aren't many of them.") We ate at the Bob Evans.

It was like that on this trip, as I imagine it will be on all trips to certain states forever. I didn't eat at a Bob Evans this trip but I also didn't see many places to eat or shop that seemed to be independently founded.

So that was one of the things I thought about a lot on this trip. Another was how technology has changed the way we (or at least, I) travel. But I think I'll save that for a future posting, put this up and turn to some paying work. More later.

Recommended Reading

Stephen King doesn't think wealthy folks are paying enough in taxes.

Hey, on a related note, you notice how no one ever gets called a Socialist for suggesting that the poor or middle class should pay more?

Recommended Reading

Arnold Schwarzenegger (or his ghost writer) about what's happened to the Republican Party. And speaking of him, why is the party of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ronald Reagan again assailing Barack Obama for being a "celebrity?"

Recommended Reading

Ezra Klein on what Barack Obama would do in a second term. I think a lot depends on the color of Congress but I would hope that Obama would do at least one of those things he's shown absolutely no intention of doing but which prominent Republicans are running around telling voters he's secretly planning to do. Every time they tick off that list of theirs, I hear it and mutter, "I wish."

Today's Video Link

I think I linked to this one before, long ago. We continue our hit parade of music by Big Daddy, the group that went to great trouble to make any song from any era sound like it had been recorded in the fifties. In 1992, they did this on a CD of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. This enraged a few Beatles fans who thought it was sacrilegious to do anything to that album besides play it over and over and over and over.

At one point on a concert tour of Europe, they lip-synched the title song on a German TV show. If you worship The Beatles, you might not want to click but I like this. And everyone will enjoy the host's introduction…

VIDEO MISSING

My Tweets from Yesterday

  • At Indianapolis Airport. There's no caste system in America but if you want to feel like a peon, try belonging to the wrong sky miles club. 11:01:28
  • On a plane to Minneapolis. Someday, L.A. will be a big enough city that there will be direct flights to it. 13:58:56
  • I have a 45 minute layover in Minneapolis-St. Paul. Since that's two cities, I guess I have an hour and a half, right? 15:04:30
  • On the plane to LAX. There was a bloody battle for space in the overhead compartments. We're now storing the bodies up there in them. 17:08:15
  • The passenger in the seat next to me has lapsed into a coma…on my shoulder. I'm going through his wallet. 17:18:08
  • If he doesn't wake up in five minutes, I'm tweeting his American Express number. 17:19:05
  • Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream" sold for $120 million. I just found it in the SkyMall catalog for $39.95. 17:24:41
  • We're passing over Arizona. Sheriffs are coming through the cabin demanding Proof of Citizenship from anyone who looks vaguely Hispanic. 19:05:39
  • Landed but they say we're waiting for a tow to the gate. How about if us men folk get out and push? 19:58:50
  • Still waiting for that tow. I get the feeling they called the Auto Club. 20:06:05
  • Okay, off the flight and heading for Baggage Claim to find out where they sent my suitcase. I have high hopes for Los Angeles. 20:13:18
  • On the shuttle with my suitcase. Thanks for putting up with the tweets of a guy who gets way too bored on planes. 20:35:15