- Bristol Palin lecturing us about marriage is like…well, like Bristol Palin lecturing us about marriage. Jokes are no longer necessary. 18:13:46
- From now on, every time I see someone with a bad haircut, I'm going to say, "Hey, who's your stylist? Mitt Romney?" 18:16:55
- Today's potatoes are from Tibbits Farm in Sugar City, ID and they were cut by five guys who held them down on orders from Mitt Romney. 20:16:18