My Tweets from Yesterday

  • When it rains, the cats in my back yard look at me like I'm responsible. They have me half-convinced I am. 22:45:30
  • And over the next two weeks, we get to watch Newt decide that on second thought, Romney would make a great president… 22:46:43
  • Those TSA agents didn't accept cash to let drugs through. They were just too busy patting down 90 yr. old ladies to notice. 22:49:57