Recently Tweeted by me

  • Today's potatoes are from Brad Reed Farms in Idaho Falls, ID. First time I've ever gotten the same potato source twice. #
  • Today, I was approached by what I thought was a homeless guy who wanted $ for food. Turned out to be Newt trying to get on a ballot. #
  • In the sequel to the 3 Stooges movie, they'll replace the guy who kinda looks like Curly with an actor who kinda looks like Shemp. #
  • Top Secret Service Alibi: "We thought the hookers were assassins so we threw our bodies on them and wrestled them to the ground!" #