Chuck McCann Alert!

And speaking of projectionists…

This is for those of you in or around Los Angeles and I apologize about the short notice. Tomorrow night, the Egyptian Theater is running a two-movie Chuck McCann Film Festival. They're unspooling Play It As It Lays and The Projectionist…and in-between, they'll be unspooling Chuck. He'll be there to talk about his roles in both those films. I don't know if I can make it because I semi-committed to something else before I heard about it. It sounds like a great evening.

One warning: The Egyptian is a great place to watch movies and a dreadful place to watch people being interviewed. The rows down front are especially bad as that section has a negative rake to it, meaning that the seats in front of you are higher. You can see the screen but not anyone under and in front of it. Which is probably where Chuck will be. But you'll enjoy the movies and you'll enjoy Chuck because everyone always does. You may just enjoy him more if you sit where you can see him. More details on the event can be found here.

Lens Crafters

Increasingly, movie theaters show movies without having someone around who goes by the job description of Projectionist. This article covers some of the history of this trend.

I love the notion of films being presented by someone who loves movies and brings a certain air of artistry to his craft but I fear the art went out of that job long ago in most venues. Automated projection may well be preferable to some of the inept, amateurish work I've endured the last few decades in movie theaters. It may be a new trend to not have a projectionist on the premises but it ain't a new trend not to have a skilled one running the movie.

I'd cite some examples of this but I'm sure you have plenty of your own. If the automated system can start the movie on time, have it in focus, have the volume set properly, etc., I don't quite see what we as moviegoers are losing but for a certain romantic notion that evaporated long ago in most theaters. It's a gain just that digital projection guarantees you won't have awkward breaks between reels and the occasional reversal of their running order.

Well, I will tell one horror story. Once upon a time, the Fairfax Theater up at Beverly and Fairfax, right across from CBS, was a true film palace. The Boris Karloff Frankenstein had its sneak preview in that building. I once took a date there to see one of the Rocky movies — the one where Burgess Meredith died; whichever one that was. Nineteen, I think. Anyway, the film started and the volume was so low, we couldn't hear it.

I guess everyone in the audience thought, "They'll notice and fix it." But if anyone noticed, no one had it fixed. Five minutes in, we were still watching a largely-silent movie. I went out to complain and the only person to complain to was a popcorn-seller who said, "You'll have to talk to the projectionist." I asked how I could get to the projection booth. She said, "I don't know. That's not my department." Obviously, this woman was vying for Employee of the Month.

I somehow found it on my own and knocked. No one answered and it couldn't have been because the soundtrack was drowning out my knocking. I knocked some more. After maybe five more minutes, the projectionist came rushing back from the men's room to handle a reel change. As he did it, I told him about the volume. "I'll get to it," he said. We argued a bit about how much this could wait but he said, "I can only do one thing at a time." It turned out, he couldn't even handle one. As I left the booth, he was saying, "See what you made me do? I just mounted the wrong reel."

I went downstairs, got my date and we left. Soon after, they carved the large Fairfax into three small mini-theaters and dropped prices to a buck. The one time I went there when it was in that configuration, we had the opposite problem: Too much soundtrack. You could hear the movie in Theater 1 in Theater 2. Billy Elliott was underscored with explosions and car chase sounds from whatever Schwarzenegger was in that week. No wonder the place went out of business…even though I enjoyed parts of Billy Elliott more because of that.

Today's Mystery of Life

Okay, so The Colbert Report was supposed to air new shows all this week but has suspended taping and gone into reruns "for unforeseen reasons." What could that be about?

Old TV Tickets: I'll Buy That!

I'll Buy That! was a game show hosted by Mike Wallace back in the days when Mike Wallace sometimes hosted game shows. The show debuted June 13, 1953 and lasted a few months into 1954. Home viewers would send in items they wished to sell and a celebrity panel headed by Vanessa Brown and Hans Conreid would attempt to guess what each item was. Every time they made a wrong guess, the "selling price" would go up.

How was it? A fine question. There don't seem to be many (any?) episodes around. But its cancellation and the failure of a few other attempts got Wallace out of the game show hosting and into news work. So that's something.

My Tweets for 2012-02-16

  • Looks like we'll eventually find out Whitney Houston was killed once by drugs and doctors and couple more times by cable news. #

Today's Video Link

James Randi, aka "The Amazing Randi," is an expert magician who now puts his skills towards "debunking" those who claim to have psychic or otherwise supernatural abilities. I am of the view that such folks are all — 100% of 'em — frauds. Some are perhaps harmless frauds but some clearly do great harm and that harm is not always limited to bilking their victims of vast sums of money. So I applaud what Randi does through the James Randi Educational Foundation.

Lately, he has been showing up for little chats at the Magic Castle. He sits down with Max Maven — who plays a psychic to entertain, not to defraud — and they discuss Randi's work as both a magician and a debunker. Their first chat was last September and I linked to it in this message.

I was in the audience for that one and I was there last month for the second conversation, which is embedded below.

At the end, there is a ceremony where they unveil something that is now hanging on a wall in the Magic Castle. It's a framed poster of Randi back in the days when he was exclusively a magician and escape artist. In the video, you'll note that Randi says it was drawn for him by a comic book artist whose name he has forgotten. The artist was Jay Disbrow, who worked for Fox Comics and other publishers starting in the late fifties.

This runs almost an hour and a half. If you didn't watch the first one, I suggest you go watch it first. If it's of interest to you, come back and watch this one…

Recommended Reading

Amy Davidson notes that some in the Republican Party are starting to come around to the notion of Gay Marriage.

I've received a couple of interesting e-mails about Same-Sex Matrimony and I'll be posting and responding to them here over the next week or so.

Convention Memories

Richard Alf, whose obit ran on this site early last month, was one of the founding members of the get-together we now know as the Comic-Con International in San Diego. Another was Mike Towry. Mike has written a tribute to his friend Richard which doubles as a history of the early days of that convention. (By the way: I took the photo you'll see there of the 1972 convention committee in a stairwell at the El Cortez Hotel. Hard to believe that was almost 40 years ago.)

Recommended Reading

Juan Cole itemizes ten Catholic teachings that Rick Santorum and a lot of other political figures reject while still professing their unyielding Catholicism. And I don't think it's at all wrong to think for one's self and reject a teaching with which you disagree. The problem is when you reject some, embrace others…and insist those others are inarguable because the Catholic church supports them. You know, either you believe the Pope is infallible or you don't. You can't insist he's infallible on alternate Tuesdays and then go the other direction on other days.

Go Read It!

Brian Brushwood is a professional magician who credits Teller (of Penn &…) for the kind of attitude one needs to be successful in that line of work. On his blog, Brushwood tells of how he first met Teller and reprints an e-mail exchange that changed his life. Even if you never had any desire to saw women into individual sections or yank rabbits from chapeaus, you may find it inspirational.

Today's Video Link

Here's a moment from David Letterman's old NBC show that I always thought was funny…

Convention Mentions

I do not know when the full load of hotel rooms (or admissions) for Comic-Con International will be made available. I know the con folks are working like crazy to perfect the system before they open the floodgates. But just when you'll be able to book your rooms and badges, I can't tell you, nor should you count on me being your source for this information. If I were you, I'd keep a careful watch on the convention website.

Right now over there, there's an opportunity to reserve a room early at a reduced price if you'd like to stay out in the Mission Valley area. This is not that far from the action and a lot of folks prefer to be able to "get away" from the convention and just take the shuttle in each day. If this appeals to you, go read this page.

Every day or so, I get an e-mail from someone who's thinking of attending the con for the first time but is wary of the crowds and the hassles and the lines and such. Do not be wary. First off, you're hearing the occasional horror stories of the complainers. They're usually exaggerating the inconvenience and giving you the downside without the up. I know folks who follow each Comic-Con with vows of "Never again." Then three months later, they're asking me when badges will be available for the next one because they don't want to miss a minute.

Secondly, the reason it's crowded is that people have a great time there. It's one of those things you need to experience at least once…and if you do, you may discover you never want to miss it again. As George S. Kaufman once said, "You should try everything in life once except incest and folk-dancing."

If the size 'n' scope of Comic-Con intimidates you, there's an alternative. WonderCon, which is being held in Anaheim on St. Patrick's Day weekend — about a month from now — is kind of a junior version of San Diego. No one's sure how big it'll be this year because they've never held it in Anaheim before…but it can't be anywhere close to as big as San Diego. In its usual San Francisco locale, WonderCon has always been a friendlier, less mobbed gathering and it's operated by the same folks with the same skill and love of the media. You can get details about it here and you can book your badge and lodging right this minute.

My Tweets for 2012-02-15

  • And by that, I mean many polls over time and a much better chance than Romney. #
  • Santorum will not really be the G.O.P. front runner until polls show him with a much better chance than Romney of beating Obama. #