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Newt Gingrich is always carrying on about a man named Saul Alinsky, likening the guy to the devil and suggesting Barack Obama is his marionette. Who was Saul Alinsky? Bill Moyers and Michael Winship tell us.

Shelf Longevity

ecuadortuna

As I've mentioned here before, I like tuna sandwiches…and I like mine simple. You mix tuna with Miracle Whip or mayo, you slather it on bread and that's it. No lettuce. No relish. No little chunks of celery to ruin the texture. If just the tuna, dressing and bread aren't enough for you, you're doing something wrong.

The tuna I buy is Star Kist Chunk Light Tuna packed in sunflower oil and in those little foil packets. I am informed that tuna in foil packets is better than tuna in cans for the following reason. The packaged tuna we buy at the market is cooked in its packaging. Canned tuna is cooked in its can. Because the foil packets flatten the tuna out to a uniform thickness, the tuna cooked in them cooks evenly, whereas the tuna cooked in cans is more cooked on the outside and less cooked on the inside. At least, this what I've been told. I mainly like the foil packets because you don't have to drain them.

In L.A., it is quite easy to find Star Kist Chunk Light packed in water, not as easy to find it in the oil, which I prefer. I never found out why but there was a period a year or two ago when you couldn't find it anywhere. Now, you can. Near the end of that drought, when I did find a source for it, I bought about sixty packages. I knew I had plenty of time to use it up because of the expiration date stamped on the package…

Product of Ecuador
Best by 12 10 13.

Now, notice it doesn't say it'll go bad on December 11, 2013. It just says it's best by the day before. I will not be testing this because at the rate I use this stuff up, I'm almost out of 60 packages I bought more than a year ago.

Today, I stopped in a Von's Market and they had it in stock. I bought a dozen packages, took them home and put them in the cupboard with the last few packages from the old stash. Before I did, I decided to consult the expiration date on these and look what I found there…

Product of Ecuador
Best by 12 10 13.

In other words, this batch is from the same time and place as the batch I bought a year or two ago. I could have bought 72 packages back then and saved myself the purchase today at Von's. I would have gotten the exact same tuna.

I guess this stuff keeps…which is amazing because it seems to have no real preservatives in it. When something has a shelf life like this, you figure it's going to be pumped full of Sodium Benzoate or Calcium Propionate or other substances I probably had in my old Gilbert Chemistry Set when I was a lad. But the ingredients on this tuna package are light tuna, sunflower oil, water, vegetable broth and salt.

So my question is: Did the Star Kist people just buy a few year's supply of fish from Ecuador one day? Naw, that can't be it. This tuna wasn't just caught at the same time. If two packages have the same expiration date, they must have been processed on the same date. Maybe it was Von's Market that bought tons of it…but how could Star Kist have packaged that much at one time?

I dunno. I'm just thinking that when I get to be around 80, I may have myself encased in one of these thin foil pouches. They're really good at keeping things fresh.

me on the radio

Each week, my friends Misty Lee and Paul Dini host a fine chatty podcast at Radio Rashy. This week, their guest is me and you can hear it or download it here. Next week, their guest will be me. The week after, their guest will be me. And the week after, their guest will be me. That's right: I'm babbling on there for all of February…and in a Leap Year, no less.

This week's episode kicks off with me telling everything I know about Soupy Sales and then it wanders off towards other topics. Before the month is out, we'll have covered one or two more. These episodes each run around an hour…so by March, even I'll be sick of listening to me.

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Conor Friedersdorf marvels at the disingenuous rhetoric of Newt Gingrich's Nevada concession speech. Methinks Newt is now running for something besides the G.O.P. nomination. In fact, methinks he got into the contest for other career goals, briefly thought he had a shot at winning the nomination and is now back to eyeing other prizes.

Today's Video Link

In the late sixties and early seventies, comic actor Don Adams often went on talk shows with outtakes (or fluffs or bloopers or whatever you want to call them) from his show Get Smart — especially scenes from episodes that guest-starred Don Rickles. They were a sensation and Adams got the idea of doing a TV series that would just present that kind of footage from other programs.

When he explored the idea, he discovered it wasn't feasible. The costs of licensing the clips were high…but the real problem would be getting permissions from the actors who appeared in the clips. The Screen Actors Guild has since changed some of its rules and now it's a bit easier but back then, it would mean negotiating with each actor…and obviously some of them would demand huge sums while others would veto the airing of the most embarrassing (and therefore, funniest) material.

So Mr. Adams abandoned that idea but put his mind to this question: How can I create outtakes that I could afford to show? The solution was Don Adams Screen Test, a 1975 series that looked like a talent competition — and was, in a way. But it was mainly an excuse to make and show bloopers.

Thousands vied for the prizes which were small roles in a TV show or movie. Each week, the contestants who were selected to compete would do scenes with real Hollywood-type stars, re-creating moments from classic motion pictures. The finished "screen tests" would be aired and a panel of judges from the industry would pick the winner…but before that, Adams would show the outtakes from the shooting of the screen tests.

When you're filming or taping a scene, hilarious errors occur…but not always. (It helps if one of the actors in the scene is Don Rickles.) To yield the desired number of outtakes, the performers on Don Adams Screen Test were obviously told to screw around and to do each line wrong ten times before they tried to do it right. Props were sabotaged. Tricks were played. It all wound up being very forced and phony…and therefore not that funny.

And there was another problem. To the extent this was a talent competition, you want to root for the contestants to do well. But this focused on everything they did wrong…so that kinda killed the "stars of tomorrow" aspect of it all. The whole series had a forced, overly-edited quality to it and no one looked good.

Here's twelve minutes from the first episode from the one season of Don Adams Screen Test, complete with the longest, most tedious opening in the history of television…

My Tweets for 2012-02-06

  • Once more, my Super Bowl prediction came through. #
  • My annual never-wrong Super Bowl prediction: I won't be watching. #

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Bruce Bartlett explains the 1981 tax cut in this country, which is often referred to as "The Reagan Tax Cut." And Bartlett's explanation of it is worth noting on account of he's the guy who drafted it.

S.F. Airport Blogging

This one's coming at you from San Francisco International Airport where I'm awaiting a flight home, exactly 24 hours after I got here. Just a business-type trip. The airport seems quite uncrowded since, I suppose, all of America is off watching pre-game shows.

Going through security, I had a brief encounter with a man whose uniform had gone to his head. He had insisted on patting me down because, he said, the full body scanner showed "something made of metal" in my pocket. I showed him what was in that pocket — a piece of paper — and he replied, "Well, sometimes paper reads as metal on the scanner."

I asked him, "Does metal ever read as paper?" He thought a second and said, "I don't know. If something reads as paper, we wouldn't check it." Gives you confidence, don't it?

I love San Francisco though I despair of ever mastering its geography. I can usually find my way around a strange town but the more I visit this one, the more bewildered I become. The one thing I know is that no matter where you go, no matter what direction you're facing, the next street over is always Polk. And in the grand tradition of M.C. Escher, if you walk somewhere and then walk back the same way, it's uphill in both directions. Still a great place to visit and I'm sorry WonderCon will be elsewhere this year.

Today's Video Link

Here's a half-hour of excerpts from The Tonight Show for New Year's Eve 1965, ringing in '66. Johnny Carson was (of course) the host of the show but you won't see a lot of Johnny in this. You'll see Ben Grauer reporting as he did in those pre-Dick Clark days, from Times Square. You'll see commercials. But most interestingly, you'll see the legendary First Fifteen.

During the Steve Allen and Jack Paar years, the program was an hour and 45 minutes, though not everywhere. Some local stations had a half-hour of news at 11 PM and some had 15 minutes. To fit in with both, Tonight worked like this: The show would start at 11:15. Then it would start over with a new opening billboard at 11:30. Stations that ran 30 minutes of late night news could join it at the 11:30 mark.

Over the years, more and more NBC affiliates went to a half-hour of late news. By the time Mr. Carson became the host, he was doing the first 15 minutes of the show (including his monologue) for less than half the country and that half didn't include New York or most other major markets. Eventually, as more and more stations stopped carrying what he considered the best part of the show, he decided things had to change. He told NBC to get their stations all lined-up to start at the same time. NBC said they couldn't arrange that. Johnny said in effect, "In that case, I may have a 15 minute flu every night."

Which is what he did at first. He'd announce he was ill and that he wasn't going on at 11:15 but hoped to be well enough to appear at 11:30. Announcer Ed McMahon and bandleader Skitch Henderson had to host the first fifteen minutes. Eventually, that became the format and Johnny dropped all pretense of sickness. His part of the show would just start at 11:30.

Apparently, this arrangement prompted more and more local stations to program a half-hour of news at 11:00 so before long, it wasn't necessary to do the First Fifteen for anyone. This made everyone happy except Ed and Skitch, who'd rather enjoyed having their own little network show every night. In this video, you'll get to see how that little show went and you'll see why it was no great loss…

Conspicuous Consumption

Hey, let's take a look at Five Luxury Items You Will (Probably) Never Own. What's kinda nice about it for me is it's also Five Luxury Items I Wouldn't Want…

A yacht? Never wanted one. The few times I've been on anything that might qualify as a yacht, I couldn't wait to be back on dry land. Even the most expensive was cramped and I just felt uneasy being on it as it swayed and rocked. I don't get seasick but I do like the feeling that I'm actually on the planet of my birth and I don't feel that way on small boats.

An island? Wouldn't take one if you gave it to me. What the heck would I do with it? Build a dwelling which, even after major expense, wouldn't have a tenth the comfort of my home? From my house, I can walk or easily drive to darn near anything I feel I need to make my life complete. If I want a feeling of isolation, I can just go around and tell people that I helped birth Scrappy Doo.

A watch? I haven't worn a watch since I was about twelve and I realized that I never really had a need to look at that thing I had strapped to my lower arm. About that time, my father's wealthy friend gave me a gold Paul Dominique watch that we had appraised for insurance reasons at about $2000.00. My father wouldn't accept money or gifts from this friend of his so the gift went to me…and since a 12-year-old boy really shouldn't be wearing a $2000.00 watch to school or anywhere, the present went into the family safe deposit box. I assume it's still in there though I haven't checked for about forty years.

A painting? I have two paintings by Jack Davis. What do I want with Juan Gris?

A jet? Same as the yacht. Once you get past impressing people with the fact that you own one, what's the point? Small, cramped, financially inefficient in terms of gas mileage…and the few folks I've known who had their own jet were forever having to figure out how to house their crew and have them available when needed. If I owned a private jet, I think I'd leave it parked at the airfield. I'd hire some extras to play my pilot and co-pilot whenever I had people over to see my private jet…and then once those people were gone, I'd run over and fly Southwest. Much simpler and cheaper, plus you get Rapid Rewards points.

So none of those five do it for me, I'm afraid. Right now, the only luxury item I want is a cell phone that doesn't drop the most important calls and bring the unsolicited sales pitches in loud and clear. But I don't think they make such a thing and if they did, I probably couldn't afford it.

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I agree with Conor Friedersdorf. Defeat will not cause the rabid elements of the Republican Party to change their tactics and neither will success. As Fox News and Mr. Limbaugh have demonstrated, there's just too much money to be made telling folks who are right of center that they're being victimized and that everything they hold dear, from life itself to Christmas, is under attack.

From the E-Mailbag…

Tom Landon writes to ask, and he isn't the only person who's asked me this lately…

I was saddened by the passing of Jerry Robinson and then Joe Simon, not just because I respect their contributions to comics but because we seem to be losing that whole generation of comic book creators. Is Stan Lee now the oldest person alive who's worked in comics?

Nope. Stan was born in 1922 but Sheldon Moldoff, who ghosted Batman for so many years for Bob Kane, and who also drew the first covers for Flash and Green Lantern, was born in 1920.

And Morris Weiss is still, happily, with us. Mr. Weiss was born in August of 1915. He started drawing comic books in…well, he says it was around 1945 after he served in the military but there's stuff in Timely Comics beginning in late '43 that looks like him and was signed "Morris Weiss." Prior to all that, he'd been assisting on various comic strips including Lank Leonard's Mickey Finn. Weiss later went back to assisting on Mickey Finn and took the strip over following Leonard's retirement in '68. Weiss himself retired in 1975.

Here's an article that was published last July about Mr. Weiss. There may be a comic book creator older than him who's still around but I can't think of who that might be.