Oh, What a Tangled Web(log) We Weave –!

If you came to this page earlier today, God knows what you saw. I had the yellow background up until about 10 AM when I changed it to blue…and I foolishly thought to myself, "Ah, all my configuration problems are done." Around 10:45, for reasons I'm sure were unrelated to the backgrounds, the whole site crashed.

During the restoration work, the site looked incomplete for a while. Then it was offline for a while. Then when it came back up, it was the old design and the most recent entry was from New Year's Eve. Then it was off again. Then it was this look but with one message telling all that I was working on it. And now I think it's back and correct. Deep exhale.

I'd take full credit for this masterstroke of technological know-how but a lot of it was made possible by a nice lady who really knows her job well. Her name is Jennifer and she works in tech support for Dreamhost, the company on which I host my many domains. Remember yesterday when I was complaining about companies where the employees don't know anything? Well, this is the opposite.

So…thanks to Jennifer and things should be copacetic from here on out. Until something else goes wrong.

The King is Gone?

I'm currently in Beverly Hills and I don't see Larry King wandering the street, hoping to be recognized. Gee, I hope nothing's happened to him.

Today's Political Comment

Long ago, I hired a man to clean my pool, another man to tend to my gardening and a nice lady to come clean my house every week. Guess that makes me a Job Creator deserving of a huge tax cut.

In a sense, we're all Job Creators. When a lot of us go to Five Guys for burgers, the place gets busier and management there has to hire more guys to work at Five Guys.

You know who's not much of a Job Creator, though? Mitt Romney.

Background Check

Okay, it looks like we've solved the tech problem here…and by "we," I mean a number of folks who wrote in with suggestions and reports. The most helpful was a gent named Mike Everleth who figured out where in the CSS file I needed to add something. (For those of you WordPressing out there: It was the background-color code for white, added to the label "art-content.")

A few folks with steam-powered browsers are still reporting minor things wrong but if no one reports anything major in the next 24 hours, I'm switching back to the blue background…and hopefully, this text area will remain white for all. I have some other features to install here shortly and I hope they won't cause any woes.

Boop-Boop-A-Doop

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I love old Fleischer Studios cartoons…though in short doses.  I one time made the grievous error of attending a Betty Boop Film Festival where they showed one after the other for hours on end.  By about 45 minutes in, my eyeballs were getting rubbery and the top of my skull was flipping open so a cuckoo clock cuckoo could pop out and announce the hour.  Finally, halfway through a cartoon called Bimbo's Initiation, I couldn't take another cel of it and I made a mad dash for the street where the lampposts were dancing and every passer-by looked like Betty, Bimbo, Grampy and/or Ko-ko the Clown.

But viewed 1-3 at a sitting, those films were great and so were the Superman cartoons and the Popeye cartoons and most of the other goodies produced in the operation run by Max and Dave Fleischer.  The family of those clever boys has set up a website to remember them…but I'll warn you: When you go to that site, it immediately starts playing a Betty Boop cartoon – and my luck, it's Bimbo's Initiation.  Pay particular note to the wing of the site that's labeled "Museum."  That's where the real good stuff is.

And on another site: I assume you've all seen the photographs of Ms. Boop, right?

Yellow Journalism

I'm still tweaking the design here to make things compatible for all/most browsers. The text you're reading at this moment should be against a white background. If it's not, please refresh your browser…and then if it's still not white behind this text, I'd appreciate it if you'd drop me a line and tell me whatcha see and what browser you're seeing it through. Also, I"m keen to know if you see right vertical margins on either side of the blog. We will get through this, you and I.

Today's Video Link

Hey, it's been a long time since I posted anything here I wrote. Here's something I wrote. It's one of the first episodes we did for The Garfield Show, my main endeavor of the last few years…if you don't count redesigning this blog and feeding Max the Cat out back.

This is "Mother Garfield," a first season episode. The show is produced in France for the international market and it airs in the U.S. on the Cartoon Network…usually. They run it for a month or three, then they take it off for a while to rest it, then they put it back on for a while. I hope somebody knows when it's on because I sure don't.

When they do run it, they run episodes from Season #1 and Season #2. At the moment, production is almost complete on Season #3 but I don't know when they will air in this country, either. They should start appearing soon in other lands.

"Mother Garfield" features the voice of Frank Welker as Garfield and all the birds, and the other voices are by Gregg Berger and Wally Wingert. Hope you enjoy it…

VIDEO MISSING

Big Box Blues

Several folks sent me the link to this article by Larry Downes about why the Best Buy chain may soon go the way of the passenger pigeon, the dodo bird, Egghead Software, The Good Guys, Circuit City and Michele Bachmann's candidacy. It's all a piece with what I've written about here in the past when Egghead, Good Guys and Circuit City went under. They couldn't survive because no one there knew anything. (Come to think of it, that probably applies to Bachmann, too.)

In my visits to Best Buy, as with the other similar-type places that sold electronics and computers, I've always been stunned by how little the staff knows about what they're selling. It's not hard to imagine the reason. All the marketing surveys and studies that management does must tell them that the number one thing customers care about is price. So to get prices down as low as possible, they pay their sales crew as little as possible…which means that folks who know stuff don't stick around. The last time I was in a Best Buy, I asked the manager (the manager, mind you) of the computer department which of the external hard drives they sold had eSATA connections. He looked at me with those "first season" Barney Rubble eyes of his and asked, "What's eSATA?" I was going to suggest he go Google it but I was afraid he'd ask me, "What's Google?"

Yeah, there's a logic to trying to get prices down. The problem is that's a contest that brick-and-mortar retailers are never going to win. It will always be cheaper to buy something if you search the Internet. Where places like Best Buy might be able to compete is in offering what you can't get buying from Amazon: Someone to talk to.

I remember back when I was buying a lot of electronics, my main source was an outlet of Good Guys over on La Cienega that was open 24 hours. I'd go in there at 2 AM or 3 AM and there were always people in the story and half the time, one of them was Ben Stein being somewhat brusque to some salesperson. In spite of that, I bought there for two reasons. One was the power of immediate acquisition. I could walk out with the item instead of waiting days for a U.P.S. guy. In fact, I could take it home, decide it was wrong and return it before an Amazon order could have arrived. Good Guys, unlike Best Buy in the article, was real good at exchanges.

The other reason was that they had a guy there named Ron, and Ron really knew computers and TVs and digital cameras and all the kinds of things I was buying. I could tell him what I was looking for and he'd show me three or four products and give me the pros and cons of each. He'd show me how to operate something and there were a couple of times when I got my purchase home, then called him up at the store at 4 AM to ask a question about installation.

The last time I bought from him was on what he told me was his last day there. Even with the commissions on all the stuff I'd bought including a big screen TV, he wasn't making enough to stay in that job. The next time I went in there, the salesguy I got didn't know which ink cartridges went with which of the printers they sold. When I figured out the right kind, they were out of them but the fellow thought they might be getting more in, next week. Or the week after. Or maybe the week after that. So much for the joys of Immediate Acquistion.

If I'm going to get that kind of service, I might as well buy on the Internet. It's cheaper, they usually have what I want in stock and someone brings it to my doorstep in three days. So while I might miss Ron, I don't miss Good Guys and I'm not going to miss Best Buy. I have a feeling I'm not going to be missing Best Buy very soon.

Mark Nelson, R.I.P.

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The Magic Castle in Hollywood is set to reopen at almost full strength on Friday the 13th following its unfortunate Halloween Day fire.  But that good news has been more than negated by a jolt of bad news: The death of every member's friend, Mark Nelson.  Mark had recently been the Chairman of the Castle Board of Trustees but that title doesn't even begin to describe his contribution to the Castle and the world of magic.  Put simply, he was the guy who would help anyone with anything; who was always there to tackle any project and do the work that had to be done but no one else wanted to do it.  He was a fine performer with an all-encompassing knowledge of stagecraft and performing…but he was also there to help anyone else with their acts.

He was in a sense, the voice of the Magic Castle.  He had a great professional announcer voice and I once directed him in an animation project.  And it was Mark's recorded voice you heard when you called the Castle for reservations or information.  (I believe he replaced the great Harry Blackstone Jr. when that fine gentleman passed.)

I have not heard what the cause of death was.  Mark had so many ailments and illnesses in recent years that it could have been any of at least a dozen things.  He had not been heard from in many days and that was so unlike Mark – to not show up to do his duties – that a friend drove to his home to investigate.  Finding several days of newspapers piled up outside, she phoned his family in San Francisco and they in turn phoned 911.  When police arrived at Mark's home here, they broke in and found him.  He had apparently been dead for several days.

I can't think of anyone who didn't like the guy.  I can't even think of any reason why anyone might not like the guy.  He was about as friendly and generous a human being as anyone I've ever met, always willing to help anyone.  (I joined the Castle as an Associate – i.e., non-magician – Member.  It was Mark who sponsored me for elevation to full Magician status.)  What a shame to lose a guy like that.

Richard Remembered

Here's a good obit about Richard Alf, one of the founders of the Comic-Con International.