- I seem to be the only person in America not delivering a rebuttal to the State of the Union address tonight. #
- Obama should come out tonight and say, "The State of our Union is good…if you're really, really rich. I mean, if you're Romney rich." #
- My pal Roger thinks Mitt's wealth proves he can be entrusted with the U.S. economy. By that logic, so could Larry Flynt. #
- Newt demanded an open marriage. After seeing their options, I think Republicans are going to start demanding an open convention. #