- Fred Thompson endorsed Gingrich. This would be big news if anyone remembered who Fred Thompson is. Even Newt couldn't place the name. #
- 3rd biggest surprise on Mitt Romney's tax form: Due to loophole, only required to file when Halley's Comet is passing Earth. #
- 2nd biggest surprise on Mitt Romney's tax form: Actually owns company that makes flip-flops. #
- Biggest surprise on Mitt Romney's tax form: For some reason, claiming Carrot Top as a dependent. #
- All I care about is that they nominate songs that will lend themselves easily to Billy Crystal parodies. #
- Have to get up early tomorrow AM to see if I got an Oscar nomination — though I may have blown my chances by not working on a movie. #