From the E-Mailbag…

From Jeremy Redfield comes this accusation. I have added in hyperlinks where appropriate…

You have apparently not been completely honest with us, Mr. Evanier. In your report on Neil Gaiman's appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, you said you "needed to get something to" Mr. Gaiman but did not say what it was. Could it perhaps have been a vegetarian haggis?

In his segment, Mr. Gaiman presented Mr. Ferguson with a vegetarian haggis which he said he had smuggled into America. The vegetarian haggis now sits on Mr. Ferguson's desk and has become another of the games he plays with guests to end their segments. They are invited to touch his vegetarian haggis. Tuesday night, Ted Danson touched it.

You have not disclosed your role in this smuggling incident but I see that on his website, Mr. Gaiman refers to you as his "haggis mule" and says that the haggis was shipped from overseas and that you took delivery of it. Is this so and if it is so, why did you not disclose it?

I would like an answer, keeping in mind at all times that you are under oath.

I respectfully decline to answer and wish to assert my Fifth Amendment rights.