Peter Falk, R.I.P.

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All the obits for Peter Falk focus, of course, on his stint as the rumpled and crumpled Lt. Columbo. Not to take anything away from that masterful creation but we do have to mention that he was a key player in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World — a curious bit of casting. The premise was that they were going to hire very famous comedians…and at the time, Mr. Falk was not very famous and certainly not thought of as a comedian. My research suggests that the answer to most questions like this — why were some people in the film and not others? — is simply a matter of who was available at a given moment and who wasn't and whether a deal could be made. And also, there were a few stars who didn't get in because they unwisely tried to hold out for better roles, billing or money and the film's producer-director Stanley Kramer chose to not play that game and instead opted for someone else. I suspect Peter Falk was the beneficiary of one of those contests.

However he got in, he was very good in the film. The two or three times I got to meet him, we always got to talking about that movie and he was very, very proud to have been a part of it. He called the few lines he had with Spencer Tracy "the moment I knew I'd arrived in Hollywood." Yeah, that would do it.

He did so many wonderful things in his career that the obituaries can't begin to mention them all. In addition to Mad World, most don't seem to be mentioning a TV series he starred in called The Trials of O'Brien. I haven't seen an episode since they first aired in 1965-1966 but I recall thinking it was one of the best dramatic shows I'd ever seen. Maybe someone will resurrect them some day so we can all see if they're as good as I remember.

I only have one real Peter Falk anecdote and I'm afraid it's more about me than about him. But I'm going to tell it anyway because it's an example of what a nice man he seems to have been.

This was back around 1976 or so. Mr. Falk was doing Columbo and he was, of course, a very big star. I was a relatively new writer in the teevee business. One day, I got a phone call from a woman at Universal Studios who identified herself as Peter Falk's secretary. She was calling to verify my address because Mr. Falk was having something messengered to my home. I told her she had my address right but there still was some mistake. Peter Falk didn't have a clue who I was.

She said there was no mistake. Mr. Falk had just handed her an envelope along with my name and address. He told her to have a messenger deliver the envelope to me.

I asked her what was in it. She said, "I don't know. It's 9 by 12 and it has papers inside it. It's too thin to be a script but it might be an outine or treatment or something like that." She told me I'd have it within the hour and I could open it myself and find out what it was.

For the next hour, I wondered. And wondered. What in the world could Peter Falk be sending me? I kind of half-decided that he'd read something I'd written (I had no idea what or how) and had decided I was a writer of great skill. He had some outline for a movie or maybe a short story he wanted to turn into a movie or something and he'd decided I was the guy. But even though I couldn't think of anything else it could be, I couldn't believe that.

The package arrived. I signed for it and immediately tore it open. It was a copy of the previous day's Hollywood Reporter.

I hadn't received my copy of the Hollywood Reporter the day before. I went through the one Mr. Falk sent me, looking for a note or an article that had been circled…anything that would explain why he'd gone to the trouble of having a messenger bring it to me. Nothing. In the grand spirit of Lt. Columbo, I decided to conduct a dogged, time-consuming investigation.

The delivery label on the envelope had the phone number of the woman who'd called me. I called and told her what was in the package she'd sent over. She didn't understand, either. She said, "Mr. Falk should be back here for a meeting shortly. I'll ask him and let you know."

A half-hour later, she rang me back with the answer: My copy of the trade paper had accidentally been delivered to him. I looked and sure enough, the copy he'd messengered to me had my mailing label on it…a little clue that, like any good TV detective with 90 minutes to fill, I'd overlooked at first. Apparently, the machine that affixed mailing labels to subscriber copies of the Hollywood Reporter applied them in alphabetical order and "Evanier" came right before "Falk." My copy had gotten stuck to the back of his.

Both were delivered to his home. Peter Falk brought my copy into the office the next day, copied my name and address onto a slip of paper, stuck the Reporter in an envelope and sealed it, then handed the paper and the envelope to his secretary and said, "Send this over to this guy."

Now, admittedly it was probably Universal Studios that paid for the messenger…to hand-deliver me a little magazine that cost fifty cents. But I thought that was darned nice of Peter Falk to do when he could have just chucked my copy into a wastebasket. Those times I got to meet and chat with him — once because he wanted to meet my partner, Sergio Aragonés — he struck me as, yes, that nice.

I figure you already know what a terrific actor he was and yes, it's possible that he wasn't always as considerate and caring as he was in my very, very brief encounters with the man. But I'd like to think he was always both. He sure was always a great actor.

Happy News

And we are delighted to wake up to the news that the rumor that Jack Sheldon had passed was just a rumor and not a fact. Jack's a good guy and we need to keep him around as long as possible.

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Here from the old ABC Schoolhouse Rock series, we have "I'm Just a Bill," sung by a great musician (and a very funny man) named Jack Sheldon. Mutual friends are e-mailing me to say that Jack passed away yesterday and since I'm hoping it's not so [UPDATE: it is not) and I don't have another obit in me tonight, let's just enjoy the vocal stylings of Mr. Jack Sheldon, shall we?

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A lot of Republican leaders insist that government spending "kills jobs." They even say that when the government spends money hiring people. In the Wall Street Journal (of all places), Alan S. Blinder explains why they're wrong.

Oh, yeah…and did you know that expecting rich people to pay taxes is the leading cause of Sudden Puppy Death?

Going Greene

Kliph Nesteroff, who lands these great interviews with legends of comedy, has a two-parter up with Shecky Greene. I never got to see Shecky perform live but my father, who was a hard audience when it came to comedy, used to come back from Vegas trips raving about the funniest man in the world, Shecky Greene. I'll tell you how much he used to love Shecky Greene. If he came back from one of those trips having seen Shecky Greene but lost money at the craps tables, he still thought it was a great trip. That's how much my father loved Shecky Greene. Here's Part One of Kliph's conversation with the guy and here's Part Two.

Gene Colan, R.I.P.

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Gene Colan, one of the most prolific and respected artists in comics, has passed away at the age of 84. Gene worked in comics from around 1944 until his retirement in just the last few years, working for every major company in almost every genre and on a large percentage of all the major characters, but is probably best known for his work for Marvel in the sixties and seventies. For them, he drew Daredevil, Howard the Duck, Tomb of Dracula, Doctor Strange, Iron Man and so many others. There are many fans who consider his versions of some of those characters to be the defining versions.

Gene was born in the Bronx on September 1, 1926. "I began drawing at an early age and never stopped," he once said. A graduate of the Art Students League of New York, he did some work in comics before enlisting in the Army Air Corps. After his discharge in 1946, he went to work for Timely Comics (now Marvel) and would ever after credit its star artist and art director, Syd Shores, with teaching him the business. In 1948, Timely laid off much of its staff and Colan began freelancing for every company that would buy his work. He continued working for Timely/Marvel drawing hundreds of tales for their war, western and mystery comics of Atlas Comics. He also became a mainstay of DC's war, romance and western comics, including a long stint as the main artist of their Hopalong Cassidy comic book.

In the sixties, the DC editor who most often bought his work was Robert Kanigher. Colan did not get along with Kanigher and that drove Gene to pester Stan Lee for work on the Marvel line. When another artist defaulted on the assignment of drawing a new Sub-Mariner feature, Stan gave the job to Gene, who worked under the pen name of "Adam Austin," lest Kanigher find out. Colan's unique, photographic approach to comics did not mimic the style of Jack Kirby, which was then the norm at Marvel but it was exciting and even revolutionary in its own way. Before long, Stan had Gene drawing Iron Man and then Daredevil…and the name of Adam Austin was displaced in the credits by that of Gene Colan. Readers learned to know it usually promised a well-drawn, dramatic tale.

In the early eighties, a clash with the then-current management at Marvel drove Gene to DC where he drew Batman, Wonder Woman and many others. As you can tell, it's difficult to list all the work Gene did in his long, fruitful career. It might be easier to list the comics he didn't draw.

As a reader, I loved Gene's work. There was a credibility about it: No matter how outlandish the premise or plot, Gene somehow made you believe it. His pencil art was magnificent…in many ways, too good for the assembly line production process and the flimsy printing that it usually received. As good as his work looked in your comics, it was always probably better.

I later got to love Gene. He was a charming, self-effacing gentleman who was genuinely moved when fans tried to tell him how good he was and how much joy his work had given them. He heard that a lot and remained utterly unspoiled by all the praise. In a way, it seemed to make him try harder to improve his drawing and live up to what they said he was.

His last decade or so was heartbreaking, plagued by constant eye problems and other illnesses, as well as financial woes. In 2010, his second wife Adrienne was consumed by severe emotional and drug problems. She injured Gene in a physical altercation and later took her own life. Gene spent most of the rest of his life in and out of hospitals as doctors tried to deal with a wide array of injuries and heart failures. That he survived as long as he did had a lot to do with the well wishes and efforts of his friends, especially writer Clifford Meth. (Cliff, thank you.) Given what Gene was going through, I am frankly surprised he lived as long as he did.

I'll write more about him in the coming days, I'm sure. His passing was not, of course, unexpected and yet it's still jarring. Gene was so much a part of comics as long as I've read comics. He was the kind of artist who rarely drew less than two comics a month (sometimes, three) and I think a lot of people took him for granted. If he had drawn a handful of comics as fine as what he did in the sixties and seventies and then gotten out, readers would still be haunting their comic shops, praying for his return. I also enjoyed his friendship…and I have to tell you that the one time he drew a script of mine was one of those moments when I would have paid the company for the honor. I received Xeroxes of his pencilled pages — so much more wonderful, of course, than the printed product — and I just grinned for days…because I'd just written a comic drawn by Gene Colan. He always made everything look so damned good.

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It's a Blu, Blu, Blu, Blu World

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One of my favorite movies (some days, just plain "my favorite") is It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. If it's one of yours and you own a Blu-ray player, know this: A Blu-ray edition of that film is being released but not everywhere. It's a Walmart exclusive and you can pre-order a copy here for ten bucks. There are others in this series of only-at-Walmart releases including When Harry Met Sally, A Fish Called Wanda, Legally Blonde and Throw Momma From the Train.

As far as I know, this release of Mad World is exactly the same in terms of running time and scenes included as the currently-available DVD version. Also as far as I know, we are never going to see the kind of fully-restored, just-like-it-was-when-it-first-came-out release about which some Mad World lovers fantasize. Some cut scenes could be restored for a future release if very expensive video work were to be done…but some simply do not exist. Some day soon, I hope to complete a big article listing the actual run times of the various releases and what was cut from each. Based on e-mails I get on the topic, I think some people think a lot more was cut than actually was.

I am not, by the way, ordering a Blu-ray copy because I do not own a Blu-ray player. There are two reasons for this, one being that I have my home video setups all set-up nicely and don't have a burning need to tamper with those arrangements. It would mean finding new inputs and outlets and rack space and…well, I just don't want to rearrange all that again. More importantly, if I were to suddenly decide to go Blu-ray, the following conversation would occur somewhere at the company that decides when it's time to bring out a new format…

"Good news, sir. We've been monitoring his purchases and Mark Evanier has finally ordered a Blu-ray player."

"Finally! Well, keep monitoring. As soon as he has a substantial investment in Blu-ray discs, let me know so we can make them obsolete with one of the many better formats we have waiting. Oh — and I especially want to know when he orders Goldfinger for…how many times will that be?"

"Twenty-eight, not counting the two different Laserdiscs that looked like different releases but were actually exactly the same."

"Excellent."

So I'm doing all of you who have Blu-ray a big favor by not joining your throng. If I did, you'd have to junk your players and all your Blu-ray discs in favor of something new. I'm guessing the next big thing will be either View-Master reels or a slightly fancier version of the Kenner Give-a-Show Projector.

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Did you hear President Obama's speech about withdrawing troops from Afghanistan? Well, Fred Kaplan heard it and he has much to say about it.

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You've probably seen this but just in case you haven't…

Wednesday Evening

Jackass performer Ryan Dunn was stinkin' drunk and driving around 130 MPH when he totalled his car, himself and his passenger, Zachary Hartwell.

So then Roger Ebert tweets, "Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive" and a lot of people get upset at him.

Insensitive? Maybe. But on a scale of 1 to 10, with "1" representing minor rudeness and "10" denoting total assholerly, I have a hard time seeing Ebert's comment as much above a 2. And if he'd waited two days to tweet it, it wouldn't even have qualified as a "1."

On the other hand, driving on a public road at 130 MPH is at least a 10, more likely a 12 or 13.

That's if you're sober. Driving with a blood alcohol level of 0.196 — more than double the legal limit — is at least a 15. Add them up and you get around a 27…on a scale of 1 to 10.

Anyway, I look at this and have trouble seeing Ebert as the bad guy, especially since he was basically right. He may have been a little early with it but he was basically right. Apart from the timing, the only way he could have been more correct is if he acknowledged that sometimes, friends try to stop friends from drinking 'n' driving and they can't. But that wasn't the advertising line he was referencing.

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Matt Taibbi profiles (and warns everyone against underestimating) Michele Bachmann.

Today on Stu's Show

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See that guy at the drawing board? That's Jerry Eisenberg and this photo was taken some time in the sixties at the Hanna-Barbera Studios. Jerry was one of the key designers and layout artists at that studio during its Golden Era, working on everything from The Flintstones to The Jetsons. There aren't a lot of those guys around and Jerry was one of the best. He's also kind of a cartoon character himself…roughly a mashup of Peter Potamus, Magilla Gorilla and Penelope Pitstop.

Jerry is the very special guest today on Stu's Show, the must-hear pop culture talk program heard every darn Wednesday on Shokus Internet Radio. If you're interested in that era of animation — or in hearing a master cartoonist discuss his career — you'll want to tune in and hear your genial host Stu Shostak interview Jerry about his days at H-B…and they'll also be talking about the many things Jerry has done at other studios, including Ruby-Spears and Warner Brothers. Stu does his show live at 4 PM Pacific Time (7 PM Eastern) and it runs two hours that go by in no time. To listen in, go to the Shokus Internet Radio website at the appointed hour and click as directed. The show repeats throughout the week but you'll enjoy it more if you tune in while they're doing it. Trust me…and by "me," I mean me.

Non-Current TV

There's not much to say about the content of Keith Olbermann's first telecast on Current TV. It was pretty much the same show, pretty much what we all expected. The only thing I heard that I might not have heard on his old MSNBC program was the claim of Liberal Activist Markos Moulitsas that he [Moulitsas] no longer appears on MSNBC because he ticked off Joe Scarborough…and Scarborough has the power to block guests from being on other hosts' shows. Olbermann concurred and he's obviously in a position to know. I would have liked though to hear Olbermann say whether he had (and if so, ever exercised) the power to block some guest from appearing on Scarborough's show.

My big complaint about the first Countdown was its length. About halfway through, Keith announced they'd be going past the hour mark…an announcement that was of no help to those of us watching the show via TiVo. We recorded for one hour and the show went about 64 minutes. Olbermann is today being criticized because that meant he cut into Rachel Maddow's show on MSNBC. There are obviously folks out there who wanted to watch him then watch her and he made that difficult. Hey, never mind that. He made it impossible for some of us to watch the last four minutes of his show. Where is the upside for him in that?

I haven't bothered catching any of the replays and I wonder if they've been edited down or maybe even sped up or if they run 64 minutes. If so, how does that work with the other shows on the Current TV lineup which are all pre-filmed and an hour long and supposed to start on the hour? I think when Bill Maher's HBO show began, he occasionally ran over…but HBO has so much filler between some programs that it was probably easy to clear a few extra minutes for his initial transmission and then I believe they sped up or edited Maher's show for the rebroadcasts.

But I really don't get how this is good business for Olbermann to run over, making the show after his start later, screwing up anyone who records the show via DVR or VCR. If they want to make it difficult for people to tune over and watch Maddow, why don't they just officially make Olbermann's show 65 minutes long?