Last Post Before Bedtime

If a magic genie granted me a wish, I'd wish for a million more wishes. Then with the first of those million wishes, I'd wish for the wisdom to know how to make the other 999,999 without any of them ever backfiring on me or making me wish I'd never made them. Then with the next wish, I'd wish to have enough advance notice of my remaining wishes running out, just in case it ever did, so I could wish for some more.

And then once that was all done, I'd make my third wish, which would be for a new big screen TV.

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